WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:02.066 --> 00:00:04.069 (grand orchestral fanfare playing) 3 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:25.884 --> 00:00:28.093 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:57.080 --> 00:00:59.718 (wind whistling) 6 00:01:00.952 --> 00:01:02.358 (grunting) 7 00:01:02.393 --> 00:01:04.591 ♪ ♪ 8 00:01:06.430 --> 00:01:08.628 (all grunting) 9 00:01:09.763 --> 00:01:11.763 (distant shouting) 10 00:01:11.798 --> 00:01:13.996 (machinery clacking) 11 00:01:21.346 --> 00:01:23.082 (bleating) 12 00:01:27.154 --> 00:01:29.616 -(bleating): H-Hey. -(bleating): H-Hey. 13 00:01:32.016 --> 00:01:34.016 -H-Hey. -H-Hey. 14 00:01:35.327 --> 00:01:37.657 -H-Hey. -H-Hey. 15 00:01:42.697 --> 00:01:44.730 (wind whooshes) 16 00:01:44.765 --> 00:01:46.930 ♪ ♪ 17 00:01:46.965 --> 00:01:48.371 (low growling) 18 00:01:49.968 --> 00:01:51.836 (growling) 19 00:01:51.871 --> 00:01:52.936 (gasps) 20 00:01:52.971 --> 00:01:54.476 (distant screaming) 21 00:01:54.511 --> 00:01:56.445 (screaming) 22 00:01:58.185 --> 00:02:00.317 (growling) 23 00:02:00.352 --> 00:02:04.618 That's right. It is I, Tai Lung. 24 00:02:04.653 --> 00:02:05.916 It can't be. 25 00:02:05.951 --> 00:02:06.983 (roars) 26 00:02:07.018 --> 00:02:08.325 (rams clamoring) 27 00:02:08.360 --> 00:02:10.855 I have returned to take what is mine, 28 00:02:10.890 --> 00:02:14.397 which is everything that is yours. 29 00:02:15.334 --> 00:02:16.828 (yelling) 30 00:02:16.863 --> 00:02:17.961 (gasping) 31 00:02:20.636 --> 00:02:22.174 (all gasping) 32 00:02:22.209 --> 00:02:23.835 Let it be known, from the highest mountain 33 00:02:23.870 --> 00:02:27.608 to the lowest valley, that Tai Lung lives. 34 00:02:27.643 --> 00:02:30.710 And no one will stand in his way. 35 00:02:30.745 --> 00:02:35.077 Not even the great Dragon Warrior. 36 00:02:37.686 --> 00:02:39.884 ♪ ♪ 37 00:02:42.592 --> 00:02:43.855 (kids laughing) 38 00:02:43.890 --> 00:02:45.461 Oh, where is Po? 39 00:02:45.496 --> 00:02:48.365 He was supposed to be here hours ago. 40 00:02:48.400 --> 00:02:51.500 Ping, will you please just relax? 41 00:02:51.535 --> 00:02:53.469 I am relaxed! 42 00:02:53.504 --> 00:02:56.164 Okay. I'm sure Po is fine. 43 00:02:56.199 --> 00:02:57.704 But what if he's sick? 44 00:02:57.739 --> 00:02:59.541 What if he's hurt? What if he's hungry? 45 00:02:59.576 --> 00:03:02.214 -(whimpers) -Don't get your noodles in a twist. 46 00:03:02.249 --> 00:03:04.073 If I know our son, he's probably 47 00:03:04.108 --> 00:03:07.175 just kicking back and catching some rays. 48 00:03:07.210 --> 00:03:08.946 ♪ ♪ 49 00:03:10.851 --> 00:03:13.291 (echoing): Kung fu! 50 00:03:15.262 --> 00:03:17.460 (gasps) That's bad. 51 00:03:18.188 --> 00:03:20.529 Oh, getting worse. 52 00:03:20.564 --> 00:03:21.728 (roaring) 53 00:03:21.763 --> 00:03:24.060 Ooh! (grunting) 54 00:03:24.095 --> 00:03:25.600 Ah, come on! 55 00:03:28.198 --> 00:03:29.736 (grunts) 56 00:03:30.475 --> 00:03:31.705 (all gasping) 57 00:03:32.708 --> 00:03:34.004 (gasps) 58 00:03:34.039 --> 00:03:35.203 (roaring) 59 00:03:35.238 --> 00:03:36.281 (screaming) 60 00:03:40.287 --> 00:03:41.418 (grunts) 61 00:03:41.453 --> 00:03:43.387 (yelling) 62 00:03:43.422 --> 00:03:44.784 Ha-ha! 63 00:03:49.296 --> 00:03:53.089 Okay, big guy, we're really gonna have to wrap this up. 64 00:04:02.001 --> 00:04:03.165 (warbling) 65 00:04:05.510 --> 00:04:07.609 Whee! 66 00:04:07.644 --> 00:04:09.281 -Oink! Oink! -(cheering) 67 00:04:09.316 --> 00:04:10.711 -Again, again! -That was fun. 68 00:04:10.746 --> 00:04:13.109 -Let's do that again. -(Po laughs) 69 00:04:13.144 --> 00:04:16.651 And next time, keep your surf off their turf. 70 00:04:16.686 --> 00:04:18.686 (all cheering) 71 00:04:22.087 --> 00:04:23.592 I'm late. I'm late. 72 00:04:23.627 --> 00:04:24.956 Ooh, I'm late. 73 00:04:24.991 --> 00:04:26.892 (excited clamoring) 74 00:04:26.927 --> 00:04:28.399 It's the Dragon Warrior! 75 00:04:28.434 --> 00:04:30.797 Was, is, and always will be. 76 00:04:30.832 --> 00:04:32.304 We love you, Dragon Warrior! 77 00:04:32.339 --> 00:04:34.801 Oh, and I love you, too, adoring fan. 78 00:04:34.836 --> 00:04:36.099 -Sign my scroll. -Sign my hat! 79 00:04:36.134 --> 00:04:37.166 -Sign my shirt! -PO: Okay, okay. 80 00:04:37.201 --> 00:04:38.673 I'll sign whatever you want. 81 00:04:38.708 --> 00:04:41.478 -Po. -(clamoring stops) 82 00:04:41.513 --> 00:04:43.678 Master Shifu. Here, let me just... 83 00:04:43.713 --> 00:04:45.449 Uh... There. 84 00:04:45.484 --> 00:04:47.781 That's, uh, much worse. 85 00:04:48.949 --> 00:04:51.356 -We have to talk. -Absolutely. Let's talk. 86 00:04:51.391 --> 00:04:53.083 Right after the ceremony. 87 00:04:53.118 --> 00:04:54.425 -Let's go! -(cheering) 88 00:04:54.460 --> 00:04:56.361 Ceremony? What ceremony? 89 00:04:56.396 --> 00:04:58.660 PO: The Staff of Wisdom, 90 00:04:58.695 --> 00:05:01.630 -given to me by Master Oogway himself. -(crowd aahing) 91 00:05:01.665 --> 00:05:03.797 It is said that whoever possesses this staff 92 00:05:03.832 --> 00:05:06.261 has the power to travel between the realms. 93 00:05:06.296 --> 00:05:09.605 The power to unlock the door to the Spirit Realm. 94 00:05:09.640 --> 00:05:12.102 And now, the power to open 95 00:05:12.137 --> 00:05:16.876 the all-new Dragon Warrior Noodles and Tofu! 96 00:05:16.911 --> 00:05:18.141 (cheering) 97 00:05:18.176 --> 00:05:20.451 Where the broth has kick... 98 00:05:20.486 --> 00:05:23.014 -(all exclaiming) -...and the bean curd's a knockout. 99 00:05:23.049 --> 00:05:24.521 (cheering) 100 00:05:24.556 --> 00:05:26.490 (sputtering, whistling) 101 00:05:26.525 --> 00:05:28.525 Dragon Warrior! 102 00:05:28.560 --> 00:05:30.659 Will the Furious Five be here, too? 103 00:05:30.694 --> 00:05:34.663 Unfortunately, no. They're off on super cool kung fu missions. 104 00:05:34.698 --> 00:05:36.566 Tigress is taking on the free-range chicken gang. 105 00:05:36.601 --> 00:05:38.062 -(clucking) -Monkey's hot on the trail 106 00:05:38.097 --> 00:05:39.635 of the missing macaque. 107 00:05:39.670 --> 00:05:41.197 Crane was crowned king of the Crocodilians. 108 00:05:41.232 --> 00:05:42.638 -ALL: Crane! -PO: Long story. 109 00:05:42.673 --> 00:05:44.035 Viper's wrapping up peace talks 110 00:05:44.070 --> 00:05:45.575 between the cobras and the mongooses. 111 00:05:45.610 --> 00:05:47.379 Or is it "mongeese"? And Mantis? 112 00:05:47.414 --> 00:05:49.073 Well, he's just trying to keep his blushing bride 113 00:05:49.108 --> 00:05:50.745 from biting his head off. 114 00:05:52.518 --> 00:05:54.518 Just 'cause they're not here in person 115 00:05:54.553 --> 00:05:56.916 doesn't mean they're not here as life-size cutouts. 116 00:05:56.951 --> 00:05:58.346 Now, who wants a picture? 117 00:05:58.381 --> 00:06:00.216 -(cheering) -Okay, okay. One at a time. 118 00:06:00.251 --> 00:06:01.921 -Oh, me, me, me! Me! -Uh, you. 119 00:06:02.957 --> 00:06:05.694 -KID: My turn, my turn! -And then you. 120 00:06:06.730 --> 00:06:09.192 (all gasping) 121 00:06:09.227 --> 00:06:11.095 (Shifu groans) 122 00:06:11.130 --> 00:06:13.537 He really captured your disapproving scowl. 123 00:06:13.572 --> 00:06:15.165 We need to talk. 124 00:06:15.200 --> 00:06:16.738 -Now. -(gasps) 125 00:06:16.773 --> 00:06:19.444 Hey, can I get one of those in a wallet size? 126 00:06:19.479 --> 00:06:21.105 -SHIFU: Po! -Coming! 127 00:06:22.812 --> 00:06:24.240 Do you remember the first time 128 00:06:24.275 --> 00:06:26.418 you climbed these steps to the Jade Palace? 129 00:06:26.453 --> 00:06:28.211 (panting) How could I forget? 130 00:06:28.246 --> 00:06:30.081 I thought I'd never make it to the top. 131 00:06:30.116 --> 00:06:32.083 Yes, but you persevered, and once again, 132 00:06:32.118 --> 00:06:35.790 destiny calls for you to take the next step on your journey. 133 00:06:35.825 --> 00:06:37.627 The next step? What are you talking about? 134 00:06:37.662 --> 00:06:40.124 I've already taken all the steps, haven't I? 135 00:06:40.159 --> 00:06:42.929 It is time for you to choose your successor. 136 00:06:42.964 --> 00:06:45.063 -Successor for what? -A successor 137 00:06:45.098 --> 00:06:47.769 to be the next Dragon Warrior. 138 00:06:47.804 --> 00:06:49.606 (laughs) Yeah, I get it. 139 00:06:49.641 --> 00:06:52.136 Funny, 'cause I'm the Dragon Warrior. 140 00:06:55.306 --> 00:06:56.976 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait. 141 00:06:57.011 --> 00:06:59.583 You mean I'm not gonna be the Dragon Warrior anymore? 142 00:06:59.618 --> 00:07:01.453 -Exactly. -Then what am I gonna be? 143 00:07:01.488 --> 00:07:03.785 Once a successor is chosen, you will advance 144 00:07:03.820 --> 00:07:06.381 to the highest level in all of kung fu. 145 00:07:06.416 --> 00:07:10.286 Spiritual Leader of the Valley of Peace. 146 00:07:10.321 --> 00:07:12.464 Whoa! 147 00:07:12.499 --> 00:07:14.290 I don't know what that means. 148 00:07:14.325 --> 00:07:16.765 It's just like Master Oogway before you. 149 00:07:16.800 --> 00:07:18.261 You will oversee the valley, 150 00:07:18.296 --> 00:07:21.132 passing along wisdom and inspiring hope. 151 00:07:21.167 --> 00:07:23.607 Look, I appreciate the promotion. 152 00:07:23.642 --> 00:07:25.169 I think I'm just gonna stick with 153 00:07:25.204 --> 00:07:27.237 the whole Dragon Warrior thing. 154 00:07:27.272 --> 00:07:28.777 "Dragon Warrior thing"? 155 00:07:28.812 --> 00:07:30.141 What is it you're holding? 156 00:07:30.176 --> 00:07:31.307 A cookie. 157 00:07:31.342 --> 00:07:32.616 Other hand. 158 00:07:32.651 --> 00:07:34.079 The Staff of Wisdom. 159 00:07:34.114 --> 00:07:36.279 -It was given to you by Master Oogway. -Ah! 160 00:07:36.314 --> 00:07:37.918 Do you really think it was so you could 161 00:07:37.953 --> 00:07:39.953 open a restaurant or pose for pictures? 162 00:07:39.988 --> 00:07:41.658 He wasn't super specific. 163 00:07:41.693 --> 00:07:43.759 Oogway entrusted you with that staff 164 00:07:43.794 --> 00:07:45.959 so you could follow in his footsteps 165 00:07:45.994 --> 00:07:49.028 and become something better than you already are. 166 00:07:49.063 --> 00:07:50.194 You take it. 167 00:07:50.229 --> 00:07:52.537 No. Oogway did not give it to me. 168 00:07:52.572 --> 00:07:54.539 Being the next Oogway is not my destiny, 169 00:07:54.574 --> 00:07:57.432 which I have accepted and am at peace with. 170 00:07:57.467 --> 00:07:59.610 -Really, it's fine. -You don't sound fine. 171 00:07:59.645 --> 00:08:01.370 You don't sound fine! I'm very fine! 172 00:08:01.405 --> 00:08:03.812 -Okay, okay. You're fine. -This is an honor. 173 00:08:03.847 --> 00:08:05.473 Oogway chose you as his successor, 174 00:08:05.508 --> 00:08:07.343 and now you must choose yours. 175 00:08:07.378 --> 00:08:10.214 Master Shifu, I finally found something I'm good at, 176 00:08:10.249 --> 00:08:12.150 and now you want to just take it away from me? 177 00:08:12.185 --> 00:08:14.152 No one is taking anything away, Po. 178 00:08:14.187 --> 00:08:17.320 Who you are will always be a part of what you become. 179 00:08:17.355 --> 00:08:18.959 Yeah, but where's the "skadoosh"? 180 00:08:18.994 --> 00:08:21.159 You know what I mean? The "shasha-booie"? 181 00:08:21.194 --> 00:08:22.831 I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I don't know 182 00:08:22.866 --> 00:08:25.493 anything about passing on wisdom or inspiring hope. 183 00:08:25.528 --> 00:08:27.396 All I know are two things: 184 00:08:27.431 --> 00:08:30.674 kicking butt and taking names. 185 00:08:30.709 --> 00:08:32.137 And if I'm being completely honest, 186 00:08:32.172 --> 00:08:33.875 I'm not even that good at the name-taking. 187 00:08:33.910 --> 00:08:36.042 Like, who is that fire-breathing crocodile? 188 00:08:36.077 --> 00:08:37.648 I want to say Steve. 189 00:08:37.683 --> 00:08:39.881 You were chosen to bring peace to the valley. 190 00:08:39.916 --> 00:08:41.751 And there are other ways to bring peace 191 00:08:41.786 --> 00:08:44.215 than simply kicking butt. 192 00:08:44.250 --> 00:08:46.558 Well, sure, but not any fun ones. 193 00:08:46.593 --> 00:08:47.856 Please. 194 00:08:47.891 --> 00:08:49.726 Being the Dragon Warrior is all I know. 195 00:08:49.761 --> 00:08:51.860 -It's who I am. -Not anymore. 196 00:08:51.895 --> 00:08:53.895 The Valley of Peace needs a spiritual leader, 197 00:08:53.930 --> 00:08:55.996 and Master Oogway chose you. 198 00:08:56.031 --> 00:08:57.569 You'll start interviewing candidates 199 00:08:57.604 --> 00:08:58.999 first thing tomorrow morning. 200 00:08:59.034 --> 00:09:01.969 Candidates? What candidates? 201 00:09:03.071 --> 00:09:05.071 (crowd cheering) 202 00:09:05.106 --> 00:09:06.875 ♪ ♪ 203 00:09:10.914 --> 00:09:12.177 (crowd aahing) 204 00:09:12.212 --> 00:09:13.717 Awesome! 205 00:09:20.957 --> 00:09:22.121 -No way! -(cheering, applause) 206 00:09:25.555 --> 00:09:27.357 -(chuckles): Wow! -(cheering) 207 00:09:27.392 --> 00:09:28.864 Skadoosh. 208 00:09:28.899 --> 00:09:30.261 Fantastic pose. 209 00:09:32.166 --> 00:09:33.462 (screaming) 210 00:09:33.497 --> 00:09:35.035 (crowd gasping) 211 00:09:35.070 --> 00:09:36.674 (screaming) 212 00:09:39.173 --> 00:09:40.645 (cheering, applause) 213 00:09:40.680 --> 00:09:42.647 Woo-hoo! Nice! 214 00:09:42.682 --> 00:09:44.209 (clangs) 215 00:09:44.244 --> 00:09:49.148 Master Po will now choose the next Dragon Warrior. 216 00:09:49.183 --> 00:09:50.985 -(cheering) -(rhythmic drumbeat playing) 217 00:09:51.020 --> 00:09:54.054 CROWD (chanting): Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior! 218 00:09:54.089 --> 00:09:58.058 Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior! 219 00:09:58.093 --> 00:09:59.389 (music and chanting stop) 220 00:09:59.424 --> 00:10:01.160 So many great candidates. 221 00:10:01.195 --> 00:10:03.162 I'm gonna let the finger decide. 222 00:10:03.197 --> 00:10:05.230 Wait. 223 00:10:05.265 --> 00:10:08.233 Whoa, whoa. What is happening? 224 00:10:08.268 --> 00:10:11.566 The Dragon Warrior! It's me! 225 00:10:11.601 --> 00:10:12.809 (cheering, whooping) 226 00:10:12.844 --> 00:10:14.239 (groans) 227 00:10:14.274 --> 00:10:15.977 (shrieking) 228 00:10:17.277 --> 00:10:19.948 SHIFU: Like it or not, Po, you have to choose a successor. 229 00:10:19.983 --> 00:10:24.117 Eh, nothing about them says "dragon" or "warrior." 230 00:10:24.152 --> 00:10:25.789 You will know when you know. 231 00:10:25.824 --> 00:10:27.824 How do I know when I know? 232 00:10:27.859 --> 00:10:29.518 -You know? -(sighs) 233 00:10:29.553 --> 00:10:30.959 When I'm conflicted, 234 00:10:30.994 --> 00:10:33.027 I come here to ask the universe for answers, 235 00:10:33.062 --> 00:10:35.293 just as Oogway did before me. 236 00:10:35.328 --> 00:10:36.591 I'm not conflicted. 237 00:10:36.626 --> 00:10:38.329 I'm just not ready for a next step. 238 00:10:38.364 --> 00:10:39.528 What is that you're holding? 239 00:10:39.563 --> 00:10:42.036 -The Staff of Wisdom. -Other hand. 240 00:10:42.071 --> 00:10:43.675 A chewed-up peach pit? 241 00:10:43.710 --> 00:10:45.138 Exactly. 242 00:10:45.173 --> 00:10:49.505 Every pit holds the promise of a mighty tree. 243 00:10:49.540 --> 00:10:51.782 Uh, how is this gonna help me find answers? 244 00:10:51.817 --> 00:10:54.950 Don't ask me. Ask the universe. 245 00:10:54.985 --> 00:10:58.382 Be the pit, Po. Be the pit. 246 00:11:00.485 --> 00:11:02.155 (straining): There we go. 247 00:11:02.190 --> 00:11:06.555 All right, universe, give me some guidance. 248 00:11:08.064 --> 00:11:11.703 Inner peace. Inner peace. 249 00:11:11.738 --> 00:11:14.167 Inner peace. 250 00:11:14.202 --> 00:11:16.037 Dinner, please. 251 00:11:16.072 --> 00:11:18.072 Dinner with peas. 252 00:11:18.107 --> 00:11:21.746 Snow peas in a sesame soy glaze. 253 00:11:21.781 --> 00:11:23.077 (frustrated grunt) 254 00:11:23.112 --> 00:11:26.410 Inner peace. Inner peace. 255 00:11:26.445 --> 00:11:28.511 (inhales deeply) 256 00:11:28.546 --> 00:11:30.480 This is not working at all. 257 00:11:30.515 --> 00:11:32.185 Maybe focus on your breathing. 258 00:11:32.220 --> 00:11:33.582 I'm trying, but it's kind of hard 259 00:11:33.617 --> 00:11:35.386 when you keep talking to me. 260 00:11:35.421 --> 00:11:37.685 Technically, you're talking to you, if you think about it. 261 00:11:37.720 --> 00:11:40.490 Hey, will you two be quiet? I'm trying to concentrate here. 262 00:11:40.525 --> 00:11:42.734 Wait, if I'm Po's inner voice, then who are you? 263 00:11:42.769 --> 00:11:44.901 Uh, I'm Po's inner-inner voice. 264 00:11:44.936 --> 00:11:46.562 How many voices do I have in there? 265 00:11:46.597 --> 00:11:48.773 -You do not want to know. -This dirt is itchy. 266 00:11:48.808 --> 00:11:50.269 -I just love kung fu. -What am I gonna be? 267 00:11:50.304 --> 00:11:51.776 Are we alone in the universe? 268 00:11:51.811 --> 00:11:54.570 (voices overlapping, clamoring) 269 00:11:54.605 --> 00:11:57.782 -(high-pitched yelling) -Anyone want a cookie? 270 00:11:57.817 --> 00:12:00.114 (wind whistling softly) 271 00:12:00.952 --> 00:12:03.612 ♪ ♪ 272 00:12:03.647 --> 00:12:05.317 Universe? 273 00:12:07.222 --> 00:12:08.826 Is that you? 274 00:12:11.930 --> 00:12:12.962 (gasps) 275 00:12:12.997 --> 00:12:14.062 (chokes) 276 00:12:14.097 --> 00:12:16.295 (grunts, coughs) 277 00:12:16.330 --> 00:12:17.802 (sputters) 278 00:12:25.977 --> 00:12:28.604 Attention, mysterious figure. 279 00:12:28.639 --> 00:12:32.410 The Dragon Warrior is here to perform justice. 280 00:12:33.820 --> 00:12:35.886 (exclaims) 281 00:12:35.921 --> 00:12:38.086 I know you're in here. 282 00:12:38.121 --> 00:12:41.320 Just a matter of time before I find you. 283 00:12:42.488 --> 00:12:43.762 Ooh. 284 00:12:45.095 --> 00:12:46.259 (grunts) 285 00:12:50.628 --> 00:12:51.935 Ha! 286 00:12:51.970 --> 00:12:54.333 You can't hide from justice forever. 287 00:12:54.368 --> 00:12:55.972 (gasps) 288 00:12:59.109 --> 00:13:02.011 The Dagger of Deng Wa. 289 00:13:02.046 --> 00:13:03.980 You've got excellent taste, I'll give you that. 290 00:13:04.015 --> 00:13:06.312 But I can't give you that. Give it back. 291 00:13:06.347 --> 00:13:08.314 If you insist. 292 00:13:18.788 --> 00:13:20.029 (exclaims) 293 00:13:20.064 --> 00:13:22.592 Oh, no. He's got a walking stick. 294 00:13:22.627 --> 00:13:24.495 What are you gonna do, stroll me to death? 295 00:13:24.530 --> 00:13:26.332 This stick is not for the strolling. 296 00:13:26.367 --> 00:13:28.136 It's the Staff of Wisdom. 297 00:13:28.171 --> 00:13:29.500 The Dragon Warrior is gonna be mad 298 00:13:29.535 --> 00:13:30.798 when he finds out you took his stick. 299 00:13:30.833 --> 00:13:32.701 I am the Dragon Warrior. 300 00:13:33.803 --> 00:13:35.176 I'm just gonna say it. 301 00:13:35.211 --> 00:13:37.178 Nothing about you says "dragon" or "warrior." 302 00:13:37.213 --> 00:13:40.379 (grunts, yells) 303 00:13:42.416 --> 00:13:44.152 (grunts) 304 00:13:46.816 --> 00:13:49.157 (distorted): Whoa. 305 00:13:50.358 --> 00:13:51.390 (exclaims) 306 00:13:52.822 --> 00:13:56.230 How dare you desecrate the Hall of Heroes... 307 00:13:56.265 --> 00:13:57.660 Who's desecrating what now? (grunts) 308 00:13:57.695 --> 00:13:59.068 Master Ostrich's Egg! 309 00:13:59.103 --> 00:14:00.828 Oops. My bad. 310 00:14:00.863 --> 00:14:02.401 Hi-yah! 311 00:14:02.436 --> 00:14:04.205 The Indestructible Chain Hammer of Master Pangolin. 312 00:14:04.240 --> 00:14:06.438 Whoopsies. 313 00:14:07.606 --> 00:14:09.045 (straining) 314 00:14:09.080 --> 00:14:11.278 Ha-ha! Ooh. Oh! 315 00:14:12.710 --> 00:14:14.413 (grunting) 316 00:14:15.746 --> 00:14:18.054 (giggles) 317 00:14:18.089 --> 00:14:21.486 The Urn of Whispering Warriors, which I've already broken. 318 00:14:21.521 --> 00:14:22.553 Twice! 319 00:14:23.589 --> 00:14:25.490 Why would you keep an urn of souls? 320 00:14:25.525 --> 00:14:27.228 Feels kind of creepy. 321 00:14:27.263 --> 00:14:28.361 (whispering warriors gasp) 322 00:14:28.396 --> 00:14:29.593 (sighs) 323 00:14:29.628 --> 00:14:31.232 Are you doing okay there, big guy? 324 00:14:31.267 --> 00:14:32.530 You're looking a little tired. 325 00:14:32.565 --> 00:14:34.433 I've never felt more awake! 326 00:14:34.468 --> 00:14:35.973 (grunts) 327 00:14:37.405 --> 00:14:38.976 The War Hammer of Master Chipmunk? 328 00:14:41.079 --> 00:14:42.375 (whispering warriors groan) 329 00:14:42.410 --> 00:14:43.739 You're gonna pay for that. 330 00:14:43.774 --> 00:14:44.806 (gasps) 331 00:14:46.711 --> 00:14:48.546 Hello? 332 00:14:52.486 --> 00:14:54.453 (gasps) 333 00:14:55.390 --> 00:14:57.654 (whispering warriors booing) 334 00:14:59.394 --> 00:15:00.789 You faker. 335 00:15:00.824 --> 00:15:03.066 It's not faking. It's called Method. 336 00:15:03.101 --> 00:15:04.969 Catch you later, panda. 337 00:15:05.004 --> 00:15:06.762 No. 338 00:15:06.797 --> 00:15:08.335 (whimpers) 339 00:15:13.111 --> 00:15:15.144 I think I'll catch you now. 340 00:15:16.939 --> 00:15:18.147 (shouts) 341 00:15:18.182 --> 00:15:19.313 (grunts) 342 00:15:19.348 --> 00:15:21.546 -(shouts) -Whoa! 343 00:15:21.581 --> 00:15:24.648 -(grunting) -(Po laughs) 344 00:15:24.683 --> 00:15:26.287 -(exclaims) -(grunts) 345 00:15:28.192 --> 00:15:29.928 Whoa! 346 00:15:31.129 --> 00:15:32.359 Whoa! 347 00:15:35.166 --> 00:15:36.660 Told ya. 348 00:15:36.695 --> 00:15:39.795 You got me, oh great and powerful Dumpling Warrior. 349 00:15:39.830 --> 00:15:41.940 That's Dragon Warrior-- Ah! 350 00:15:42.800 --> 00:15:44.173 Let go of me. 351 00:15:44.208 --> 00:15:45.735 Just tell me one thing. 352 00:15:45.770 --> 00:15:48.078 How did someone like you become the Dragon Warrior? 353 00:15:48.113 --> 00:15:49.739 That's a mystery for you to solve 354 00:15:49.774 --> 00:15:51.807 during your two-year stay at the Valley of Peace prison. 355 00:15:51.842 --> 00:15:53.281 Valley of Peace prison? (scoffs) 356 00:15:53.316 --> 00:15:54.678 Sounds like a day care. 357 00:15:54.713 --> 00:15:56.482 It is a day care on the weekends. 358 00:15:56.517 --> 00:15:58.649 But it's also a prison. 359 00:15:58.684 --> 00:15:59.914 RAM: There he is! 360 00:15:59.949 --> 00:16:01.454 -Dragon Warrior! -Tai Lung is back. 361 00:16:01.489 --> 00:16:03.621 Tai Lung has returned? 362 00:16:03.656 --> 00:16:06.129 He demanded all of our iron, then destroyed our quarry. 363 00:16:06.164 --> 00:16:07.999 He's supposed to be in the Spirit Realm. 364 00:16:08.034 --> 00:16:09.627 -Well, he's back. -He said that he's not gonna stop 365 00:16:09.662 --> 00:16:12.498 until the Valley of Peace falls and the Dragon Warrior 366 00:16:12.533 --> 00:16:14.170 -bows before him. -He's back. 367 00:16:14.205 --> 00:16:16.106 -Please, you got to do something. -It was Tai Lung. 368 00:16:16.141 --> 00:16:18.438 Looks like I'm not the only one around here 369 00:16:18.473 --> 00:16:20.011 with a mystery to solve. 370 00:16:20.046 --> 00:16:21.804 Well, you know what they say. 371 00:16:21.839 --> 00:16:26.985 Every step leaves a footprint, no matter how small. 372 00:16:30.254 --> 00:16:32.320 (wind gusting) 373 00:16:32.355 --> 00:16:34.520 ♪ ♪ 374 00:16:46.204 --> 00:16:49.073 PO: Every step leaves a footprint, 375 00:16:49.108 --> 00:16:51.174 no matter how small. 376 00:16:56.082 --> 00:16:58.577 Very clever, fox. You know something. 377 00:16:58.612 --> 00:17:01.052 Maybe I do, maybe I don't. 378 00:17:01.087 --> 00:17:03.153 Okay, I do. I really, really do. 379 00:17:03.188 --> 00:17:04.814 -Tell me. -And why should I? 380 00:17:04.849 --> 00:17:06.354 I mean, what's in it for me? 381 00:17:06.389 --> 00:17:08.092 The peace of mind knowing you did the right thing. 382 00:17:08.127 --> 00:17:10.424 You're adorable. Has anyone ever told you that? 383 00:17:10.459 --> 00:17:12.426 And I don't mean just in, like, in the cuddly sense. 384 00:17:12.461 --> 00:17:13.988 I don't have time for games. 385 00:17:14.023 --> 00:17:15.660 Tai Lung is running loose in the Valley of Peace! 386 00:17:15.695 --> 00:17:20.071 Maybe. Or maybe she wants you to think it was Tai Lung. 387 00:17:20.106 --> 00:17:22.040 -Wait. "She"? -Mine. 388 00:17:23.406 --> 00:17:25.032 The empress of disguise, 389 00:17:25.067 --> 00:17:27.705 capable of taking any form, mimicking any shape. 390 00:17:27.740 --> 00:17:29.344 The master of deception. 391 00:17:29.379 --> 00:17:31.577 The lizard of lies with the glowing teal eyes. 392 00:17:31.612 --> 00:17:33.282 I'm talking 'bout... 393 00:17:33.317 --> 00:17:35.416 The Chameleon. 394 00:17:35.451 --> 00:17:37.088 (gasping) 395 00:17:37.123 --> 00:17:39.519 This is kind of a private conversation. 396 00:17:39.554 --> 00:17:40.784 (squawking) 397 00:17:40.819 --> 00:17:42.357 Who's The Chameleon? 398 00:17:42.392 --> 00:17:44.788 Only the most powerful shape-shifting sorceress. 399 00:17:44.823 --> 00:17:47.461 So she's shape-shifting into Tai Lung! 400 00:17:47.496 --> 00:17:49.859 But what does she have against me and the Valley of Peace? 401 00:17:49.894 --> 00:17:52.103 These are good questions. You should ask her. 402 00:17:52.138 --> 00:17:54.567 You're right. How do I find this... 403 00:17:54.602 --> 00:17:56.030 The Chameleon? 404 00:17:56.065 --> 00:17:57.471 She isn't someone who can be found. 405 00:17:57.506 --> 00:18:00.474 At least not without someone in the know. 406 00:18:00.509 --> 00:18:03.378 And how do I find someone in the know? 407 00:18:03.413 --> 00:18:04.874 Oh, it's me. 408 00:18:04.909 --> 00:18:06.282 It's obviously-- It's-it's me. 409 00:18:06.317 --> 00:18:07.745 I'm in the-- I mean, I'm in the know. 410 00:18:07.780 --> 00:18:10.715 Forget it. I'll find her on my own. 411 00:18:10.750 --> 00:18:11.782 Good luck. 412 00:18:11.817 --> 00:18:13.553 After all, how hard can it be 413 00:18:13.588 --> 00:18:16.853 to find someone who can look like anyone, blend in anywhere? 414 00:18:19.792 --> 00:18:22.133 Fine. You lead me to The Chameleon, 415 00:18:22.168 --> 00:18:24.729 and I'll see what I can do about reducing your sentence. 416 00:18:24.764 --> 00:18:26.500 Deal. 417 00:18:26.535 --> 00:18:27.930 -(door opens) -SHIFU: Po! 418 00:18:27.965 --> 00:18:29.503 What do you think you're doing? 419 00:18:29.538 --> 00:18:31.142 (stammers) Th-There's this 420 00:18:31.177 --> 00:18:32.968 shape-shifting sorceress on the loose and... 421 00:18:33.003 --> 00:18:34.838 That's a job for the Furious Five. 422 00:18:34.873 --> 00:18:36.411 Well, they're not here. 423 00:18:36.446 --> 00:18:38.105 And someone needs to protect the Valley of Peace. 424 00:18:38.140 --> 00:18:39.777 Look, I know that change is difficult 425 00:18:39.812 --> 00:18:42.318 and that you enjoy being the Dragon Warrior, 426 00:18:42.353 --> 00:18:44.980 but your job is finding a successor. 427 00:18:45.015 --> 00:18:46.454 The Dragon Warrior and I have a deal. 428 00:18:46.489 --> 00:18:48.489 Mind your own business, squirrel. 429 00:18:48.524 --> 00:18:50.194 Master Shifu is not a squirrel. 430 00:18:50.229 --> 00:18:52.427 I'm a red panda. 431 00:18:52.462 --> 00:18:54.429 You know what? I love that for you. 432 00:18:54.464 --> 00:18:56.123 Po, this is your decision. 433 00:18:56.158 --> 00:18:59.126 But I think you know what choice Master Oogway 434 00:18:59.161 --> 00:19:00.633 would want you to make. 435 00:19:00.668 --> 00:19:02.734 ♪ ♪ 436 00:19:05.508 --> 00:19:07.442 -Thanks for the free stay. -SHIFU: What are you doing? 437 00:19:07.477 --> 00:19:08.707 -Little dank for a day care. -Wait. 438 00:19:08.742 --> 00:19:10.104 Not bad for a jail. 439 00:19:10.139 --> 00:19:11.347 -Where is she going? -You can't leave. 440 00:19:11.382 --> 00:19:12.612 Don't worry. I'll have her back 441 00:19:12.647 --> 00:19:14.680 before you even know she was gone. 442 00:19:14.715 --> 00:19:16.286 You are supposed to be passing along wisdom 443 00:19:16.321 --> 00:19:17.881 -and inspiring hope! -(guard grunts) 444 00:19:17.916 --> 00:19:20.521 Just think of it as one last Dragon Warrior adventure. 445 00:19:20.556 --> 00:19:23.018 I'll be back soon. Tell my dads I love 'em. 446 00:19:23.053 --> 00:19:24.118 I can't hear you anymore! 447 00:19:24.153 --> 00:19:26.021 -Bye! -(squawks) 448 00:19:26.056 --> 00:19:27.495 (Shifu groans) 449 00:19:27.530 --> 00:19:28.859 Yeah! 450 00:19:28.894 --> 00:19:31.400 It sure is good to be a free fox again. 451 00:19:31.435 --> 00:19:33.699 -That's a good back scratcher. Yoink! -Hey! 452 00:19:33.734 --> 00:19:36.669 So does this really unlock the door to the Spirit Realm? 453 00:19:36.704 --> 00:19:38.308 It doesn't work like that. 454 00:19:38.343 --> 00:19:41.036 It has to be given in order to gain its powers. 455 00:19:41.071 --> 00:19:42.411 Gotcha. Given to gain. 456 00:19:42.446 --> 00:19:44.380 -So, uh, can I have it? -No! 457 00:19:44.415 --> 00:19:46.646 -What do you take me for? -An easy mark. 458 00:19:46.681 --> 00:19:47.878 What's an easy mark? 459 00:19:47.913 --> 00:19:49.550 Someone who's easy to steal from. 460 00:19:49.585 --> 00:19:51.717 Usually because they're generous and too trusting. 461 00:19:51.752 --> 00:19:54.225 -Like you. -Aw, thank you. 462 00:19:56.053 --> 00:19:58.559 I heard The Chameleon is a monster 463 00:19:58.594 --> 00:20:00.759 with an appetite of a thousand predators. 464 00:20:00.794 --> 00:20:02.860 And her favorite food is panda. 465 00:20:02.895 --> 00:20:06.732 They say this Chameleon character has magical powers. 466 00:20:06.767 --> 00:20:08.668 If you say her name three times, 467 00:20:08.703 --> 00:20:10.439 she'll take you away in the night! 468 00:20:10.474 --> 00:20:12.001 (kids crying) 469 00:20:12.036 --> 00:20:15.103 The Chameleon can shape-shift to look like anyone. 470 00:20:15.138 --> 00:20:17.171 -Even you. -Or you. 471 00:20:17.206 --> 00:20:18.612 (chewing noisily) 472 00:20:20.418 --> 00:20:22.748 Mr. Li, Mr. Li, is it true? 473 00:20:22.783 --> 00:20:25.718 Po's going to take down an evil sorceress? 474 00:20:25.753 --> 00:20:27.588 The-The Chameleon? 475 00:20:27.623 --> 00:20:30.855 (chuckles): Well, a Dragon Warrior's work is never done. 476 00:20:30.890 --> 00:20:34.089 Li, I'm thinking Po teaming up with a convicted felon 477 00:20:34.124 --> 00:20:38.126 to take down an evil sorceress wasn't such a great idea. 478 00:20:38.161 --> 00:20:40.799 Relax. Po has faced demons, 479 00:20:40.834 --> 00:20:42.900 demigods and everything else in between. 480 00:20:42.935 --> 00:20:44.308 He's always come out on top. 481 00:20:44.343 --> 00:20:46.574 Ah, you're right. You're right. 482 00:20:46.609 --> 00:20:48.312 But what if you're wrong?! 483 00:20:48.347 --> 00:20:50.072 Calm down, Ping. 484 00:20:50.107 --> 00:20:53.647 How bad can one evil sorceress be? 485 00:20:55.013 --> 00:20:57.145 Who is she to summon us? 486 00:20:57.180 --> 00:20:58.982 Classic power move. 487 00:20:59.017 --> 00:21:00.555 We're the heads of 488 00:21:00.590 --> 00:21:02.326 Juniper City's most prominent crime families. 489 00:21:02.361 --> 00:21:05.890 And she's just some bug-eyed, power hungry reptilian runt. 490 00:21:05.925 --> 00:21:07.595 You left out the evil sorceress part. 491 00:21:07.630 --> 00:21:09.333 We used to run this city. 492 00:21:09.368 --> 00:21:11.962 Now we pay her half the money we swindle. 493 00:21:11.997 --> 00:21:14.635 It's like a criminal can't make an honest living anymore. 494 00:21:14.670 --> 00:21:16.131 Yeah, but what can we do? 495 00:21:17.200 --> 00:21:19.343 Together, we can take her down. 496 00:21:19.378 --> 00:21:20.839 -(bosses gasping) -Are you nuts? 497 00:21:20.874 --> 00:21:22.610 She's a shape-shifter. 498 00:21:22.645 --> 00:21:26.284 She could be at this very table, and we'd have no idea. 499 00:21:27.782 --> 00:21:30.145 For all we know, you're The Chameleon! 500 00:21:30.180 --> 00:21:32.081 Or you're The Chameleon! 501 00:21:32.116 --> 00:21:33.819 -Or maybe... -Oh, no. 502 00:21:33.854 --> 00:21:35.249 -...maybe... -Don't say it. 503 00:21:35.284 --> 00:21:37.493 (voice changing): ...I'm The Chameleon. 504 00:21:37.528 --> 00:21:38.692 I said don't say it. 505 00:21:40.058 --> 00:21:41.827 (bosses gasping) 506 00:21:45.866 --> 00:21:47.866 We obviously spoke out of turn. 507 00:21:47.901 --> 00:21:49.197 Sorry, Chameleon. 508 00:21:49.232 --> 00:21:50.935 No, no, don't apologize. 509 00:21:50.970 --> 00:21:55.038 You and your families prospered by preying upon the weak. 510 00:21:55.073 --> 00:21:59.383 So it doesn't feel good when you're the one being squeezed. 511 00:21:59.418 --> 00:22:01.814 Especially when the one doing the squeezing 512 00:22:01.849 --> 00:22:05.521 is just a "bug-eyed, power hungry..." 513 00:22:05.556 --> 00:22:07.116 What was the rest? 514 00:22:07.151 --> 00:22:09.019 Reptilian runt. 515 00:22:09.054 --> 00:22:13.188 Well, this reptilian runt wants more. 516 00:22:13.223 --> 00:22:15.058 You already have the city. 517 00:22:15.093 --> 00:22:17.192 What else could you possibly want? 518 00:22:17.227 --> 00:22:18.633 I have something special in mind. 519 00:22:18.668 --> 00:22:21.372 I'm very close to achieving it. 520 00:22:21.407 --> 00:22:23.033 As close as the blood moon. 521 00:22:23.068 --> 00:22:25.838 But the blood moon is two nights away. 522 00:22:25.873 --> 00:22:28.379 So little time, so many expenses. 523 00:22:28.414 --> 00:22:30.513 Which is why I'll need to increase 524 00:22:30.548 --> 00:22:33.813 this month's tribute to 60%. 525 00:22:33.848 --> 00:22:34.913 No. 526 00:22:39.755 --> 00:22:41.315 What was that, now? 527 00:22:41.350 --> 00:22:44.395 I mean no disrespect. 528 00:22:45.959 --> 00:22:47.695 Don't worry. 529 00:22:47.730 --> 00:22:51.567 I forgive you for the impudence 530 00:22:51.602 --> 00:22:53.668 and the backstabbing 531 00:22:53.703 --> 00:22:57.507 and the blatant disrespect you've shown me. 532 00:22:57.542 --> 00:22:59.069 I forgive. 533 00:22:59.104 --> 00:23:01.841 But I never forget. 534 00:23:01.876 --> 00:23:04.239 You might say I have the memory... 535 00:23:04.274 --> 00:23:05.449 Oh, don't say it. 536 00:23:05.484 --> 00:23:07.583 ...of an elephant. 537 00:23:10.621 --> 00:23:12.247 (grunting) 538 00:23:16.319 --> 00:23:18.462 (deep grunting) 539 00:23:18.497 --> 00:23:20.761 (trumpets) 540 00:23:20.796 --> 00:23:23.093 (bosses gasping) 541 00:23:23.128 --> 00:23:26.602 (deep voice): You think I've pushed you too far? 542 00:23:26.637 --> 00:23:29.297 Then you, my friend, can't begin 543 00:23:29.332 --> 00:23:30.606 -to fathom... -(grunts) 544 00:23:30.641 --> 00:23:34.610 ...just how far I can push. 545 00:23:34.645 --> 00:23:36.777 (exclaims, grunting) 546 00:23:37.813 --> 00:23:40.308 (bosses whimpering, muttering) 547 00:23:40.343 --> 00:23:43.784 (normal voice): I'll expect your tributes by dawn. 548 00:23:45.491 --> 00:23:47.315 (birds chirping) 549 00:23:47.350 --> 00:23:49.790 Are we gonna stop for lunch soon? 550 00:23:49.825 --> 00:23:51.759 Justice doesn't stop for lunch. 551 00:23:51.794 --> 00:23:54.630 But it does take the occasional time-out for snackage. 552 00:23:54.665 --> 00:23:56.258 Want to split my almond cookie? 553 00:23:56.293 --> 00:23:58.392 You're just gonna give me half of your cookie 554 00:23:58.427 --> 00:24:00.504 -out of the goodness of your heart? -Mm-hmm. 555 00:24:00.539 --> 00:24:02.330 What's the catch, the rub, the bamboozle? 556 00:24:02.365 --> 00:24:04.002 -The "bam-what-le"? -You know, the fleece, 557 00:24:04.037 --> 00:24:05.399 the rook, the flimflam. 558 00:24:05.434 --> 00:24:07.940 Do you want the cookie or not? 559 00:24:07.975 --> 00:24:09.777 (chewing noisily) 560 00:24:10.714 --> 00:24:13.176 (mouth full): I got my eye on you. 561 00:24:14.311 --> 00:24:16.850 How much farther is it to this The Chameleon? 562 00:24:16.885 --> 00:24:18.687 Just a little farther. 563 00:24:18.722 --> 00:24:20.953 ♪ ♪ 564 00:24:24.486 --> 00:24:26.794 (crickets chirping) 565 00:24:30.536 --> 00:24:33.031 (both screaming) 566 00:24:33.066 --> 00:24:36.606 Li, what are you doing out here in the middle of the night? 567 00:24:36.641 --> 00:24:39.939 Well, I... I-I didn't want to miss the blood moon rising. 568 00:24:39.974 --> 00:24:41.006 Oh, pooh. 569 00:24:41.041 --> 00:24:43.041 You are just as worried as I am. 570 00:24:43.076 --> 00:24:44.647 All right, all right. 571 00:24:44.682 --> 00:24:47.375 I know pandas come across as calm, gentle and chill, 572 00:24:47.410 --> 00:24:49.619 but (chuckles) the truth is 573 00:24:49.654 --> 00:24:52.149 -I'm kind of freaking out! -So am I. 574 00:24:52.184 --> 00:24:53.788 Po is just too calm, gentle and chill 575 00:24:53.823 --> 00:24:56.527 to face a shape-shifting sorceress. 576 00:24:56.562 --> 00:24:59.453 -What if he's captured? -What if he's tortured? (gasps) 577 00:24:59.488 --> 00:25:01.532 BOTH: Our baby! 578 00:25:02.392 --> 00:25:03.666 Okay, okay. 579 00:25:03.701 --> 00:25:05.899 Maybe Po has finally met his match, 580 00:25:05.934 --> 00:25:08.462 but there is still something that he has 581 00:25:08.497 --> 00:25:10.904 -that The Chameleon does not. -What's that? 582 00:25:10.939 --> 00:25:12.235 Us. 583 00:25:12.270 --> 00:25:15.172 Now, let's go find our son. 584 00:25:15.207 --> 00:25:16.470 I hope Po's okay. 585 00:25:16.505 --> 00:25:19.341 You know, Li, a wise goose once said, 586 00:25:19.376 --> 00:25:22.476 "Worrying doesn't make the broth boil any faster." 587 00:25:22.511 --> 00:25:24.016 LI: Who was that idiot? 588 00:25:24.051 --> 00:25:26.348 PING: Me, of course. I was the wise goose. 589 00:25:26.383 --> 00:25:27.690 LI: Oh, yeah. 590 00:25:28.418 --> 00:25:30.022 PO: Whoa! 591 00:25:30.057 --> 00:25:32.222 That's the biggest village I've ever seen. 592 00:25:32.257 --> 00:25:33.927 ZHEN: That's no village. 593 00:25:33.962 --> 00:25:35.995 That's Juniper City. 594 00:25:36.030 --> 00:25:37.898 That's where I'll find The Chameleon, huh? 595 00:25:37.933 --> 00:25:39.427 Just a boat ride away. 596 00:25:39.462 --> 00:25:41.902 And I'm gonna lead you right to her front door. 597 00:25:41.937 --> 00:25:43.871 Are you sure we'll find a boat captain in there? 598 00:25:43.906 --> 00:25:45.334 For the right price, those cutthroats 599 00:25:45.369 --> 00:25:46.742 will take us anywhere we want to go. 600 00:25:46.777 --> 00:25:48.777 Of course, we could always opt for 601 00:25:48.812 --> 00:25:50.614 the four-finger discount. 602 00:25:50.649 --> 00:25:52.044 No stealing. 603 00:25:52.816 --> 00:25:54.343 "The Happy Bunny Tavern." 604 00:25:54.378 --> 00:25:56.246 Well, that sounds inviting. 605 00:25:56.281 --> 00:25:58.215 (screams, grunts) 606 00:26:01.121 --> 00:26:02.923 Anybody lose a rabbit? 607 00:26:03.629 --> 00:26:05.024 (whimpers) 608 00:26:05.059 --> 00:26:06.762 (patrons murmuring) 609 00:26:06.797 --> 00:26:08.632 (groaning) 610 00:26:09.327 --> 00:26:11.129 -Stir faster! -(gasps) 611 00:26:12.968 --> 00:26:16.101 Welcome to the Happy Bunny Tavern. 612 00:26:16.136 --> 00:26:19.302 I'll find us a ride. Maybe you can get us some food. 613 00:26:19.337 --> 00:26:21.304 And stay out of trouble. 614 00:26:22.472 --> 00:26:25.077 Hey, what you guys playing? 615 00:26:25.112 --> 00:26:26.276 Mah-jongg. 616 00:26:26.311 --> 00:26:27.948 And the stakes are high. 617 00:26:27.983 --> 00:26:29.653 Can I play? Surely you'll go easy 618 00:26:29.688 --> 00:26:32.447 on a beginner, 'cause I'm very beginning. 619 00:26:32.482 --> 00:26:34.119 (snickers) 620 00:26:34.154 --> 00:26:35.659 Hey there. 621 00:26:35.694 --> 00:26:38.090 -What can I get you? -A boat ride to Juniper City. 622 00:26:38.125 --> 00:26:39.454 Ask this guy. 623 00:26:41.799 --> 00:26:43.832 -Who's he? -He's the captain. 624 00:26:43.867 --> 00:26:45.460 Thanks. 625 00:26:47.464 --> 00:26:48.903 (sighs) 626 00:26:48.938 --> 00:26:51.301 Oh, I win again. Beginner's luck, I guess. 627 00:26:51.336 --> 00:26:52.775 Never played before, huh? 628 00:26:52.810 --> 00:26:55.074 I'm sorry, are you accusing me of cheating? 629 00:26:55.109 --> 00:26:57.472 I would like to speak to the manager, please. 630 00:26:57.507 --> 00:26:59.947 I am the manager. 631 00:26:59.982 --> 00:27:01.575 I'll give you a boat ride to Juniper City, 632 00:27:01.610 --> 00:27:04.182 but I won't carry anything illegal. 633 00:27:04.217 --> 00:27:05.579 I don't want any trouble. 634 00:27:05.614 --> 00:27:07.515 (chuckles) Trouble runs from me. 635 00:27:07.550 --> 00:27:09.253 -(squawks) -Then it'll cost you double. 636 00:27:09.288 --> 00:27:11.519 I'm confused. Should I have said that I like trouble? 637 00:27:11.554 --> 00:27:13.356 In that case, it'll cost you triple. 638 00:27:13.391 --> 00:27:16.029 Oh, uh, maybe we can go back to the double price. 639 00:27:18.363 --> 00:27:20.462 You got a deal. 640 00:27:20.497 --> 00:27:23.432 Great. Do I shake his hand or your hand? 641 00:27:23.467 --> 00:27:25.808 Can I get anything else for you, ma'am? 642 00:27:25.843 --> 00:27:27.304 Yes. Everything, again. 643 00:27:27.339 --> 00:27:29.339 Except for the broth. It was very bland. 644 00:27:29.374 --> 00:27:31.176 -Keep stirring! -(screams) 645 00:27:31.211 --> 00:27:32.540 (whimpers) 646 00:27:32.575 --> 00:27:35.686 Whoa! One of everything is my go-to order. 647 00:27:35.721 --> 00:27:37.149 But how did you pay for this? 648 00:27:37.184 --> 00:27:39.019 Legally, lawfully, fair and square. 649 00:27:39.054 --> 00:27:40.823 -I'm proud of you. -(grunts) 650 00:27:43.223 --> 00:27:44.387 -(gasping) -(snorts) 651 00:27:45.555 --> 00:27:47.225 (Zhen gasps) 652 00:27:48.393 --> 00:27:50.162 (growling) 653 00:27:51.033 --> 00:27:52.230 Oh, wow. Look at the time. 654 00:27:52.265 --> 00:27:53.704 Remember we have to do that thing 655 00:27:53.739 --> 00:27:55.563 -down by the place with that guy? -(grunts) 656 00:27:55.598 --> 00:28:00.073 Did you actually think you could grift a meal out of me? 657 00:28:00.108 --> 00:28:01.371 (gulps) There's got to be 658 00:28:01.406 --> 00:28:03.208 some sort of misunderstanding here. 659 00:28:03.243 --> 00:28:04.748 (growling) 660 00:28:04.783 --> 00:28:07.410 And apparently, I'm the one misunderstanding. 661 00:28:07.445 --> 00:28:10.677 Please allow us to pay for our meal and yours, too. 662 00:28:10.712 --> 00:28:12.679 I'm only hungry for... 663 00:28:12.714 --> 00:28:14.153 -Dumplings? -...vengeance. 664 00:28:14.188 --> 00:28:16.056 Well, then, come and get it. 665 00:28:16.091 --> 00:28:18.091 No! No, no, no, no! Don't come and get it! 666 00:28:18.126 --> 00:28:20.863 -Destroy them! -(shouting) 667 00:28:20.898 --> 00:28:22.590 (grunting) 668 00:28:31.205 --> 00:28:32.776 (screaming) 669 00:28:32.811 --> 00:28:33.876 I got it! 670 00:28:36.815 --> 00:28:38.540 (grunts) Hi-yah! 671 00:28:42.986 --> 00:28:45.085 -Whoa! -There you go. 672 00:28:45.120 --> 00:28:47.186 (grunts, exclaims) 673 00:28:47.221 --> 00:28:48.792 -All better. -(screams) 674 00:28:48.827 --> 00:28:50.057 Come on. 675 00:28:50.092 --> 00:28:51.421 Gotcha. 676 00:28:51.456 --> 00:28:53.720 -Keep stirring! -(whimpers) 677 00:28:53.755 --> 00:28:56.063 (grunting) 678 00:28:57.660 --> 00:28:59.066 (high-pitched scream) 679 00:29:01.598 --> 00:29:03.004 Hi-yah! 680 00:29:03.842 --> 00:29:04.907 (shouts) 681 00:29:06.273 --> 00:29:07.943 (henchman groans) 682 00:29:09.144 --> 00:29:10.176 (exclaims) 683 00:29:11.575 --> 00:29:12.673 Whoa! (screams) 684 00:29:14.479 --> 00:29:16.787 (clamoring) 685 00:29:21.750 --> 00:29:23.156 I'll take that. 686 00:29:25.831 --> 00:29:27.589 Think this belongs to you. 687 00:29:29.164 --> 00:29:31.428 (growling) 688 00:29:31.463 --> 00:29:32.660 Hi-yah! 689 00:29:35.170 --> 00:29:36.972 (coins clinking) 690 00:29:40.307 --> 00:29:41.911 No stealing. (exclaims) 691 00:29:41.946 --> 00:29:43.847 (grunts, screams) 692 00:29:45.884 --> 00:29:47.444 (sighs) 693 00:29:47.479 --> 00:29:49.083 Yeah, I think it's a little too late for that. 694 00:29:49.118 --> 00:29:51.349 It's never too late to do the right thing. 695 00:29:51.384 --> 00:29:52.988 -(groans) -Get them! 696 00:29:53.023 --> 00:29:54.891 -(gasps) Watch out! -Whoa! 697 00:29:56.059 --> 00:29:57.454 HENCHMEN: Huh? 698 00:29:59.865 --> 00:30:01.227 (exclaiming) 699 00:30:02.164 --> 00:30:03.966 -Skadoosh! -(roaring) 700 00:30:04.001 --> 00:30:05.660 (henchmen shouting) 701 00:30:10.370 --> 00:30:12.843 -(henchmen groaning) -ZHEN: Whoa. Nice move. 702 00:30:12.878 --> 00:30:14.174 You got to teach me that. 703 00:30:14.209 --> 00:30:16.374 GRANNY BOAR: You die, panda! 704 00:30:16.409 --> 00:30:18.145 (exclaiming) 705 00:30:19.346 --> 00:30:20.477 (yelling) 706 00:30:23.350 --> 00:30:24.481 (grunts) 707 00:30:25.253 --> 00:30:27.187 (screaming) 708 00:30:28.058 --> 00:30:29.651 (screams) 709 00:30:29.686 --> 00:30:31.191 (grunts) 710 00:30:31.226 --> 00:30:33.292 ZHEN: (screams) Whoa, whoa, whoa! 711 00:30:33.327 --> 00:30:35.228 (screaming) 712 00:30:35.263 --> 00:30:36.900 Who designs a tavern on a cliff? 713 00:30:36.935 --> 00:30:40.068 I shouldn't have eaten all those dumplings. (yelps) 714 00:30:40.103 --> 00:30:41.234 (grunts) 715 00:30:41.269 --> 00:30:43.665 Huh? Uh-oh. 716 00:30:43.700 --> 00:30:45.172 (both scream) 717 00:30:45.207 --> 00:30:46.569 (grunting) 718 00:30:47.275 --> 00:30:48.571 (squawks) 719 00:30:48.606 --> 00:30:49.880 Sail ho! 720 00:30:52.709 --> 00:30:55.182 (pillars creaking) 721 00:30:55.217 --> 00:30:57.019 -(all exclaiming) -GRANNY BOAR: Back up! 722 00:30:57.054 --> 00:30:59.054 Move, move, move! 723 00:31:00.684 --> 00:31:02.420 (quacks) 724 00:31:02.455 --> 00:31:03.993 Uh, not that I'm worried, 725 00:31:04.028 --> 00:31:07.062 but what if The Chameleon knows we're coming? 726 00:31:07.097 --> 00:31:09.262 Why, she could be anywhere. Anyone. 727 00:31:09.297 --> 00:31:12.232 Li, would you please show a little backbone? 728 00:31:12.267 --> 00:31:15.829 I'm sorry, but bravery was never really my specialty. 729 00:31:15.864 --> 00:31:18.337 (quacks) You don't have to be brave. 730 00:31:18.372 --> 00:31:20.537 You just have to act brave. 731 00:31:20.572 --> 00:31:22.704 Act brave. Got it. 732 00:31:22.739 --> 00:31:24.574 (gasps, screams) 733 00:31:24.609 --> 00:31:26.180 Oh! Oh! Li! 734 00:31:26.215 --> 00:31:27.951 (whimpering) 735 00:31:27.986 --> 00:31:30.778 -Hold on! -Hold me, Ping! 736 00:31:30.813 --> 00:31:32.923 -It's all been for nothing! -Please, no! 737 00:31:32.958 --> 00:31:34.122 I'm too young! 738 00:31:34.157 --> 00:31:35.926 -Oh! -(thump) 739 00:31:39.393 --> 00:31:41.063 How was that for acting brave? 740 00:31:41.098 --> 00:31:43.560 (sighs) Keep working on it. 741 00:31:46.829 --> 00:31:49.401 (sighs) Juniper City. 742 00:31:49.436 --> 00:31:51.799 It's gonna be great to be back home again. 743 00:31:51.834 --> 00:31:53.306 Does your family live there, too? 744 00:31:53.341 --> 00:31:55.638 They would if I had a family. 745 00:31:55.673 --> 00:31:59.147 It wasn't easy being a little fox in a big city. 746 00:31:59.182 --> 00:32:02.150 So I had to survive any way I could. 747 00:32:02.185 --> 00:32:04.119 -Hey! -Grifting. 748 00:32:04.154 --> 00:32:06.253 Shilling. Gaffing. 749 00:32:06.288 --> 00:32:09.157 Stop running. Stop running! 750 00:32:14.362 --> 00:32:16.560 Whoa. You're an orphan? So am I. 751 00:32:16.595 --> 00:32:18.166 Well, I mean, I was. 752 00:32:18.201 --> 00:32:20.498 My goose dad adopted me, and then later, 753 00:32:20.533 --> 00:32:22.269 my panda dad found me. 754 00:32:22.304 --> 00:32:25.800 Goose dads, panda dads. Guess it takes all kinds. 755 00:32:25.835 --> 00:32:28.176 -Right, Mom? -(squawks) 756 00:32:28.211 --> 00:32:30.013 Then, one day, a local took me in, 757 00:32:30.048 --> 00:32:31.641 put a roof over my head, 758 00:32:31.676 --> 00:32:33.841 gave me clothes to wear, food to eat. 759 00:32:33.876 --> 00:32:36.250 After that, I was never alone again. 760 00:32:36.285 --> 00:32:38.285 -I guess we both got lucky. -I guess. 761 00:32:38.320 --> 00:32:39.781 Hey, tell me something. 762 00:32:39.816 --> 00:32:41.915 -Back in the Valley of Geese... -Peace. 763 00:32:41.950 --> 00:32:43.488 ...what did that angry little squirrel mean... 764 00:32:43.523 --> 00:32:44.753 -Red panda. -...when he said 765 00:32:44.788 --> 00:32:46.524 you had to find your successor? 766 00:32:46.559 --> 00:32:49.593 (sighs) Now that I'm supposed to become Spiritual Leader, 767 00:32:49.628 --> 00:32:51.430 I have to find a worthy successor 768 00:32:51.465 --> 00:32:53.531 to take over as the Dragon Warrior. 769 00:32:53.566 --> 00:32:55.203 Once you're on top, that's where you want to stay, right? 770 00:32:55.238 --> 00:32:56.666 No, it's just that-- 771 00:32:56.701 --> 00:32:58.173 What do I know about being a Spiritual Leader? 772 00:32:58.208 --> 00:32:59.504 I can't even come up with 773 00:32:59.539 --> 00:33:00.703 one of those cool-sounding proverbs. 774 00:33:00.738 --> 00:33:03.508 "Life's greatest enemy is..." 775 00:33:03.543 --> 00:33:05.708 Uh, I don't know. Stairs? 776 00:33:05.743 --> 00:33:07.545 Okay. 777 00:33:07.580 --> 00:33:10.779 -Everyone knows life's greatest enemy is time. -(squawks) 778 00:33:10.814 --> 00:33:13.782 I guess it's just easier to hold on to the life you know 779 00:33:13.817 --> 00:33:15.355 than move on to the one you don't. 780 00:33:15.390 --> 00:33:17.159 Hey, that was pretty good. 781 00:33:17.194 --> 00:33:19.887 Yeah. Maybe she should be the Spiritual Leader 782 00:33:19.922 --> 00:33:21.999 of the Valley of Geese. 783 00:33:23.200 --> 00:33:25.893 Whoa, that guy. He drinks like a fish. 784 00:33:25.928 --> 00:33:27.400 Should he be driving? 785 00:33:27.435 --> 00:33:29.732 ♪ ♪ 786 00:33:33.177 --> 00:33:34.737 (sizzling) 787 00:33:36.037 --> 00:33:38.345 (heavy clanking) 788 00:33:52.295 --> 00:33:55.593 We've come to pay tribute, as you requested. 789 00:33:55.628 --> 00:33:57.265 Looks a little light. 790 00:33:57.300 --> 00:33:59.333 Go back out and get me more. 791 00:33:59.368 --> 00:34:01.269 -More? -But-but, Chameleon... 792 00:34:01.304 --> 00:34:04.338 Go. Before I toss you down another flight of stairs. 793 00:34:04.373 --> 00:34:06.109 (bosses grumbling) 794 00:34:07.772 --> 00:34:11.114 At last, my destiny approaches. 795 00:34:14.647 --> 00:34:17.681 I'll expand my rule from Juniper City 796 00:34:17.716 --> 00:34:20.255 to every city and town and village 797 00:34:20.290 --> 00:34:24.259 from here to the Valley of Peace and beyond. 798 00:34:28.089 --> 00:34:30.694 (echoing): They will all know the name 799 00:34:30.729 --> 00:34:33.202 of The Chameleon! 800 00:34:33.237 --> 00:34:34.632 ZHEN: Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! 801 00:34:34.667 --> 00:34:36.436 (screams) Zhen! 802 00:34:36.471 --> 00:34:38.867 I had a vision. I saw The Chameleon. 803 00:34:38.902 --> 00:34:40.407 She's gonna take over cities and towns 804 00:34:40.442 --> 00:34:41.903 and the Valley of Peace. 805 00:34:41.938 --> 00:34:43.608 A vision? 806 00:34:43.643 --> 00:34:45.115 While you were asleep. 807 00:34:45.150 --> 00:34:46.578 I'm pretty sure that's just a dream. 808 00:34:46.613 --> 00:34:48.250 Not a dream! A vision. 809 00:34:48.285 --> 00:34:50.483 Either I had a bad dumpling before I went to sleep 810 00:34:50.518 --> 00:34:52.122 or it's a Dragon Warrior thing. 811 00:34:52.157 --> 00:34:54.322 We got to get to The Chameleon and take her down. 812 00:34:54.357 --> 00:34:55.818 Well, then, you're in luck. 813 00:34:55.853 --> 00:34:58.656 Welcome to Juniper City. 814 00:34:58.691 --> 00:35:00.922 ♪ ♪ 815 00:35:03.432 --> 00:35:05.597 Whoa! 816 00:35:07.337 --> 00:35:08.666 ZHEN: This is the place 817 00:35:08.701 --> 00:35:10.602 where you can be whatever you want to be, 818 00:35:10.637 --> 00:35:12.637 do whatever you want to do 819 00:35:12.672 --> 00:35:15.937 and steal whatever you want to steal. 820 00:35:15.972 --> 00:35:17.510 Uh, if that's your thing. 821 00:35:17.545 --> 00:35:20.183 FISH: Land ho! 822 00:35:20.218 --> 00:35:21.910 (all grunting) 823 00:35:21.945 --> 00:35:24.682 Whoa. That came out of nowhere. 824 00:35:24.717 --> 00:35:27.113 (lively chatter) 825 00:35:27.148 --> 00:35:28.191 (grunting) 826 00:35:34.122 --> 00:35:35.165 (grunts) 827 00:35:36.333 --> 00:35:38.124 -Whoa! -Move! -Look out! 828 00:35:38.159 --> 00:35:40.368 -Sorry. -Out of the way! 829 00:35:40.403 --> 00:35:43.272 I've never seen so much traffic before. 830 00:35:43.307 --> 00:35:45.307 ZHEN: You don't have rush hour in the Valley of Peace? 831 00:35:45.342 --> 00:35:47.837 No one's ever in that much of a rush. (grunts) 832 00:35:48.543 --> 00:35:50.004 Come on! 833 00:35:51.414 --> 00:35:53.645 (exclaiming) 834 00:35:55.176 --> 00:35:57.044 Well, sure is good to be home again. 835 00:35:57.079 --> 00:35:58.980 The sights, the sounds... 836 00:35:59.015 --> 00:36:00.223 (sniffing) 837 00:36:00.258 --> 00:36:01.653 The smells. 838 00:36:01.688 --> 00:36:02.984 (gasps) 839 00:36:03.019 --> 00:36:04.623 Oh... 840 00:36:04.658 --> 00:36:05.690 (panting) 841 00:36:05.725 --> 00:36:07.626 It's a wonton wonderland! 842 00:36:07.661 --> 00:36:09.430 Hoo-hoo-hoo! 843 00:36:11.863 --> 00:36:13.203 Yeah! 844 00:36:13.238 --> 00:36:15.667 Whoa. (laughs) 845 00:36:15.702 --> 00:36:17.636 -ZHEN: Po. Po! -(excited panting) 846 00:36:17.671 --> 00:36:19.308 Focus! 847 00:36:19.343 --> 00:36:20.903 This city is the most amazing place I've ever seen! 848 00:36:20.938 --> 00:36:22.311 I used to feel the same way 849 00:36:22.346 --> 00:36:24.577 until The Chameleon got her claws into it. 850 00:36:24.612 --> 00:36:26.249 -(whimpering) -(chortling) 851 00:36:28.044 --> 00:36:29.219 -(growls) -(gasps) 852 00:36:29.254 --> 00:36:31.188 -(grunts) -(bleats weakly) 853 00:36:31.883 --> 00:36:33.113 (low growling) 854 00:36:35.183 --> 00:36:37.821 Tonight we take down The Chameleon. 855 00:36:37.856 --> 00:36:39.493 Oh, yeah. 856 00:36:39.528 --> 00:36:41.363 I'll show you where this villainous sorceress lurks 857 00:36:41.398 --> 00:36:42.826 as she dominates the city. 858 00:36:42.861 --> 00:36:44.564 Is she lurking in that villainous tower 859 00:36:44.599 --> 00:36:46.368 dominating the city? 860 00:36:47.602 --> 00:36:49.162 -How'd you know? -Eh, not my first time 861 00:36:49.197 --> 00:36:50.603 taking down a villain. 862 00:36:50.638 --> 00:36:52.341 -Let's keep moving. -CITIZEN: Hey, Zhen. 863 00:36:52.376 --> 00:36:54.244 -Hey-ya, Zhen. -Long time no see. 864 00:36:54.279 --> 00:36:55.740 -How you doing, Zhen? -Wow. 865 00:36:55.775 --> 00:36:58.347 -You're quite the local celeb. -Yeah, well, 866 00:36:58.382 --> 00:37:01.317 let's just say a face like mine is hard to forget. 867 00:37:03.112 --> 00:37:04.287 What?! 868 00:37:04.322 --> 00:37:05.618 You're a wanted criminal? 869 00:37:05.653 --> 00:37:07.785 You sound surprised. Is this surprising? 870 00:37:07.820 --> 00:37:09.116 I don't think this is surprising. 871 00:37:09.151 --> 00:37:11.118 You never mentioned you were wanted. 872 00:37:11.153 --> 00:37:12.691 Don't worry. 873 00:37:12.726 --> 00:37:14.627 The law has better things to do than look for me. 874 00:37:14.662 --> 00:37:17.300 -Hey, fox. -We've been looking for you. 875 00:37:17.335 --> 00:37:19.698 -Must be a slow work week. -I'll handle this. 876 00:37:19.733 --> 00:37:22.602 Morning, Officers. Dragon Warrior here. 877 00:37:22.637 --> 00:37:26.309 The fox and I are here on official Dragon Warrior biz. 878 00:37:26.344 --> 00:37:27.937 -Dragon who? -Warrior what? 879 00:37:27.972 --> 00:37:30.280 Dragon Warrior? Anyone? 880 00:37:30.315 --> 00:37:31.611 Nothing? 881 00:37:31.646 --> 00:37:34.075 Perhaps you know me better as... 882 00:37:34.110 --> 00:37:36.814 the Kung Fu Panda! 883 00:37:37.916 --> 00:37:39.883 -Wait, wait! -(officers laughing) 884 00:37:39.918 --> 00:37:41.753 Can you believe that guy? 885 00:37:41.788 --> 00:37:43.425 -Ah, come on! -Okay. 886 00:37:43.460 --> 00:37:46.791 So we tried it your way. Now we try it mine. 887 00:37:47.827 --> 00:37:49.992 Wait, what's your way? (screaming) 888 00:37:51.699 --> 00:37:53.831 (grunts) Sorry. 889 00:37:55.098 --> 00:37:57.131 Come on, come on, come on, come on! 890 00:37:57.166 --> 00:37:58.770 You can't run away from the law. 891 00:37:58.805 --> 00:38:00.343 You're a wanted criminal. 892 00:38:00.378 --> 00:38:02.642 Yeah, well, it looks like I'm not the only one. 893 00:38:02.677 --> 00:38:05.007 Wow, city life really is fast-paced. 894 00:38:05.042 --> 00:38:06.976 We got to get out of here before they call for... 895 00:38:07.011 --> 00:38:09.649 (rumbling) 896 00:38:09.684 --> 00:38:10.650 ...backup. 897 00:38:10.685 --> 00:38:12.014 (growling) 898 00:38:15.217 --> 00:38:16.689 That's a lot of bull. 899 00:38:16.724 --> 00:38:18.493 -Run! -(exclaims) 900 00:38:20.728 --> 00:38:22.288 (grunts with effort) 901 00:38:22.323 --> 00:38:23.696 (grunts) 902 00:38:24.732 --> 00:38:26.501 -Let's go. Let's go! -(whimpers) 903 00:38:26.536 --> 00:38:27.568 (snorts) 904 00:38:29.506 --> 00:38:31.198 (growls) 905 00:38:31.233 --> 00:38:33.805 (both screaming) 906 00:38:35.336 --> 00:38:37.171 Ooh! Ow! 907 00:38:37.206 --> 00:38:38.843 -(grunts) -(squeals) 908 00:38:38.878 --> 00:38:40.009 (exclaims) 909 00:38:42.343 --> 00:38:44.519 -Whoa. -(screams) 910 00:38:44.554 --> 00:38:46.851 (vibrating grunts) 911 00:38:46.886 --> 00:38:48.952 -Whoa! -(both screaming) 912 00:38:48.987 --> 00:38:51.284 -Oh! -(both grunting) 913 00:38:51.319 --> 00:38:52.362 (both gasp) 914 00:38:58.359 --> 00:39:00.667 (roaring) 915 00:39:00.702 --> 00:39:03.065 (screaming) 916 00:39:04.739 --> 00:39:05.771 Let's go. 917 00:39:07.236 --> 00:39:08.807 Whoa! 918 00:39:08.842 --> 00:39:09.907 (grunts) 919 00:39:09.942 --> 00:39:12.041 (all straining) 920 00:39:12.076 --> 00:39:16.012 I'm falling... very slowly. 921 00:39:16.047 --> 00:39:17.244 Oh! 922 00:39:18.522 --> 00:39:20.016 (screaming) 923 00:39:22.889 --> 00:39:24.922 (screaming) 924 00:39:26.959 --> 00:39:28.695 (groaning) 925 00:39:28.730 --> 00:39:29.762 (yells) 926 00:39:31.029 --> 00:39:32.325 (grunts) Sorry. 927 00:39:32.360 --> 00:39:34.162 -(grunts) -(crying) 928 00:39:34.197 --> 00:39:36.934 ♪ ♪ 929 00:39:41.545 --> 00:39:43.776 -(panting) -(soft tinkling) 930 00:39:43.811 --> 00:39:46.042 (whimpering) 931 00:39:48.552 --> 00:39:49.617 Whew. 932 00:39:49.652 --> 00:39:51.388 (feet screech) 933 00:39:57.220 --> 00:39:59.121 There they are! 934 00:39:59.156 --> 00:40:02.432 We don't have time for a drum solo. 935 00:40:03.831 --> 00:40:05.226 We're trapped. 936 00:40:08.836 --> 00:40:10.869 (both grunting) 937 00:40:10.904 --> 00:40:12.134 (Po screams) 938 00:40:13.577 --> 00:40:17.612 -I heard drumming. -(confused chatter) 939 00:40:17.647 --> 00:40:19.614 -It isn't much farther now. -You always say that, 940 00:40:19.649 --> 00:40:22.012 and it's always so much farther. 941 00:40:23.488 --> 00:40:24.817 Whoa. 942 00:40:24.852 --> 00:40:26.489 What is this place? 943 00:40:26.524 --> 00:40:27.952 Home sweet home. 944 00:40:27.987 --> 00:40:29.591 Some of the best crooks and criminals 945 00:40:29.626 --> 00:40:31.956 in all of Juniper City live here. 946 00:40:31.991 --> 00:40:33.793 (whirring) 947 00:40:33.828 --> 00:40:35.223 Careful. These guys will steal your pants 948 00:40:35.258 --> 00:40:37.599 right off ya, and you'll never know it. 949 00:40:40.263 --> 00:40:44.133 Uh-oh. Now, you kids be careful with those fireworks. 950 00:40:44.168 --> 00:40:45.266 (snarling) 951 00:40:46.104 --> 00:40:48.676 (shrieking) 952 00:40:48.711 --> 00:40:49.974 Ooh. 953 00:40:50.878 --> 00:40:53.142 -(shouting) -(growling) 954 00:40:53.980 --> 00:40:55.012 (grunts) 955 00:40:55.047 --> 00:40:56.486 Ow! 956 00:40:58.853 --> 00:41:00.281 (snarling) 957 00:41:00.316 --> 00:41:01.821 BUNNIES: Oh. 958 00:41:01.856 --> 00:41:03.493 (giggling) 959 00:41:03.528 --> 00:41:05.627 So you're friends with all these people? 960 00:41:05.662 --> 00:41:07.629 They're practically family. 961 00:41:07.664 --> 00:41:08.993 Zhen. 962 00:41:13.395 --> 00:41:15.670 Oh! Is that really you? 963 00:41:15.705 --> 00:41:18.134 Han, my old mentor. 964 00:41:18.169 --> 00:41:20.202 I always knew someday you'll find your way home 965 00:41:20.237 --> 00:41:22.545 back to the den. And when you did... 966 00:41:22.580 --> 00:41:24.140 (thieves growling) 967 00:41:24.175 --> 00:41:27.176 ...I'd be sure to give you a proper homecoming. 968 00:41:27.211 --> 00:41:29.310 -Family, huh? -More like distant cousins. 969 00:41:29.345 --> 00:41:31.686 All right, how should we do this? 970 00:41:31.721 --> 00:41:34.953 Quick and painless or slow and painful? 971 00:41:34.988 --> 00:41:38.121 (cheerily): Slow and painful. Slow and painful. 972 00:41:38.156 --> 00:41:41.124 All right, you little scamps. Slow and painful it is. 973 00:41:41.159 --> 00:41:42.631 -Yay! -Hooray! 974 00:41:42.666 --> 00:41:44.325 You really don't want to do this. 975 00:41:44.360 --> 00:41:46.195 -And why is that? -Because if you so much as 976 00:41:46.230 --> 00:41:49.737 lay one claw on me, you're gonna have to answer to... 977 00:41:49.772 --> 00:41:51.299 the Dragon Warrior. 978 00:41:51.334 --> 00:41:53.675 (imitating echo): Warrior. Warrior. Warrior. 979 00:41:53.710 --> 00:41:55.743 Warrior. Warrior. 980 00:41:55.778 --> 00:41:56.975 Who? 981 00:41:57.010 --> 00:41:58.647 (confused chatter) 982 00:41:58.682 --> 00:42:02.585 Oh, man, are my adventures really that regional? 983 00:42:02.620 --> 00:42:04.752 Introduce them, Po. 984 00:42:04.787 --> 00:42:07.084 To your fists. 985 00:42:07.119 --> 00:42:08.921 (thieves growling) 986 00:42:11.959 --> 00:42:14.058 Remember, Po, there are other ways 987 00:42:14.093 --> 00:42:16.258 to bring peace than by kicking butt. 988 00:42:16.293 --> 00:42:17.732 Ah, come on. Really? 989 00:42:17.767 --> 00:42:20.031 -Now? -Yes, now. 990 00:42:20.066 --> 00:42:23.573 Hold on. Shouldn't my inner Shifus have differing opinions? 991 00:42:23.608 --> 00:42:24.937 We are in total agreement. 992 00:42:24.972 --> 00:42:26.939 With our mutual disappointment. 993 00:42:26.974 --> 00:42:28.644 BOTH: In you. 994 00:42:29.878 --> 00:42:31.009 Wait. 995 00:42:31.044 --> 00:42:32.208 (murmuring) 996 00:42:32.243 --> 00:42:36.718 He who resorts to violence now... 997 00:42:36.753 --> 00:42:40.183 will only find more violence later. 998 00:42:40.218 --> 00:42:42.350 (confused murmuring) 999 00:42:42.385 --> 00:42:45.221 So what you're saying is, if we don't hurt Zhen 1000 00:42:45.256 --> 00:42:46.629 a little now... 1001 00:42:46.664 --> 00:42:48.631 We can hurt her a lot later. 1002 00:42:48.666 --> 00:42:50.457 What? No, that's not what I said. 1003 00:42:50.492 --> 00:42:52.459 Yes! And more violence later 1004 00:42:52.494 --> 00:42:55.033 is better than less violence now. 1005 00:42:55.068 --> 00:42:57.398 No, no, I think you're misunderstanding the fundamental point of what... 1006 00:42:57.433 --> 00:42:58.872 -More violence! -Hooray! 1007 00:42:58.907 --> 00:43:00.709 Violence makes my tummy tingle. 1008 00:43:00.744 --> 00:43:02.810 You know, that panda makes a lot of good points. 1009 00:43:02.845 --> 00:43:04.372 I like it. 1010 00:43:04.407 --> 00:43:06.649 BUNNIES (chanting): Violence! Violence! Violence! 1011 00:43:06.684 --> 00:43:08.948 No, no, no, wait! Come back! 1012 00:43:08.983 --> 00:43:11.478 I'll come up with better wisdom. 1013 00:43:11.513 --> 00:43:14.316 You have got to workshop those proverbs. 1014 00:43:15.352 --> 00:43:17.660 -PO: Uh, the kung fu panda? -Nope. 1015 00:43:17.695 --> 00:43:19.629 The son of Mr. Ping and Li? 1016 00:43:19.664 --> 00:43:21.664 Those are both very common names. 1017 00:43:21.699 --> 00:43:23.633 -Mentored by Oogway? -Sorry. 1018 00:43:23.668 --> 00:43:25.129 Trained by Master Shifu? 1019 00:43:25.164 --> 00:43:27.329 -Oh, Master Shifu. -Aha! 1020 00:43:27.364 --> 00:43:29.771 Yes. Everyone's heard of the legendary Master Shifu. 1021 00:43:29.806 --> 00:43:30.838 But not you. 1022 00:43:30.873 --> 00:43:33.500 Did someone say "legendary"? 1023 00:43:33.535 --> 00:43:34.974 Bring it in. 1024 00:43:36.637 --> 00:43:39.143 Look, Han, I know we've had our differences, 1025 00:43:39.178 --> 00:43:40.683 but I'm really in a jam here, 1026 00:43:40.718 --> 00:43:42.344 and I was hoping you could help me out. 1027 00:43:42.379 --> 00:43:44.247 -Thank you. -Don't drink that. 1028 00:43:44.282 --> 00:43:46.183 (sizzling) 1029 00:43:46.218 --> 00:43:47.514 BUNNIES: Ooh. 1030 00:43:47.549 --> 00:43:49.483 (giggling) 1031 00:43:49.518 --> 00:43:51.320 We just need someplace to lie low 1032 00:43:51.355 --> 00:43:52.827 for a while until the heat cools off. 1033 00:43:52.862 --> 00:43:54.488 And why should I help you? 1034 00:43:54.523 --> 00:43:55.863 Because deep down, beneath that 1035 00:43:55.898 --> 00:43:58.129 iron-scaled exterior is a good-hearted soul 1036 00:43:58.164 --> 00:44:00.461 who still thinks of me as one of the family? 1037 00:44:01.530 --> 00:44:04.333 Fine. But if you're still here by nightfall, 1038 00:44:04.368 --> 00:44:06.170 I'm calling the bulls myself. 1039 00:44:07.239 --> 00:44:09.745 Sleep tight. (laughing) 1040 00:44:11.309 --> 00:44:12.539 (laughter fades) 1041 00:44:12.574 --> 00:44:14.178 So tonight, we take down The Chameleon. 1042 00:44:14.213 --> 00:44:16.543 -After you get your pants back. -(hooting) 1043 00:44:16.578 --> 00:44:18.380 Not cool! You guys... 1044 00:44:18.415 --> 00:44:21.515 Come on! Give them back. Those are custom. 1045 00:44:21.550 --> 00:44:23.550 (hooting) 1046 00:44:27.589 --> 00:44:31.558 Yeah, this place doesn't look very friendly. 1047 00:44:31.593 --> 00:44:35.661 Oh, my tail. (groans) 1048 00:44:35.696 --> 00:44:38.906 I'm sure everything is fine. This is a restaurant. 1049 00:44:38.941 --> 00:44:42.008 These are my people. We speak the same language. 1050 00:44:42.043 --> 00:44:43.207 You wait here. 1051 00:44:44.573 --> 00:44:46.243 -(door opens) -Salutations! 1052 00:44:46.278 --> 00:44:49.510 I'm so sorry to interrupt. (chuckles) 1053 00:44:49.545 --> 00:44:51.545 I know you're having a good time, but I was 1054 00:44:51.580 --> 00:44:55.857 wondering if a panda happened to be passing by these parts? 1055 00:44:55.892 --> 00:44:58.354 There was a panda here. 1056 00:44:58.389 --> 00:44:59.586 You know him? 1057 00:44:59.621 --> 00:45:02.391 Know him? Why, I'm his dad. 1058 00:45:02.426 --> 00:45:04.393 (quacking) 1059 00:45:04.428 --> 00:45:05.933 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1060 00:45:05.968 --> 00:45:07.528 Hmm? 1061 00:45:07.563 --> 00:45:10.905 You need to pay for what your son did to my tavern. 1062 00:45:13.107 --> 00:45:15.008 (glass shatters) 1063 00:45:15.043 --> 00:45:18.077 My boy wouldn't have done this for no reason. 1064 00:45:18.112 --> 00:45:20.178 Is it possible your broth was bland? 1065 00:45:20.213 --> 00:45:22.444 -Try it. -(yelps) 1066 00:45:22.479 --> 00:45:26.217 No. No! The broth smells excellent. 1067 00:45:26.252 --> 00:45:29.924 You should not add a single thing, especially not me. 1068 00:45:29.959 --> 00:45:31.585 LI: Hands off the goose. 1069 00:45:32.753 --> 00:45:35.193 (patrons gasping) 1070 00:45:35.228 --> 00:45:36.227 The panda's back. 1071 00:45:36.262 --> 00:45:37.459 OTHERS: He's back? 1072 00:45:37.494 --> 00:45:39.769 No. 1073 00:45:39.804 --> 00:45:42.233 But you're about to wish he was. 1074 00:45:42.268 --> 00:45:45.940 'Cause if you think he made a mess of this place, 1075 00:45:45.975 --> 00:45:48.140 you have no idea what I'm capable of. 1076 00:45:48.175 --> 00:45:51.275 Everything he learned, he learned from me. 1077 00:45:53.246 --> 00:45:55.477 Except one thing. 1078 00:45:55.512 --> 00:45:58.084 Mercy. 1079 00:45:58.119 --> 00:46:02.022 I don't know where he got that, because I don't believe in it. 1080 00:46:03.025 --> 00:46:06.422 Now, this can go one of two ways. 1081 00:46:06.457 --> 00:46:10.800 The easy way, in which you tell me where he is, 1082 00:46:10.835 --> 00:46:14.661 or the hard way, in which you tell me where he is, 1083 00:46:14.696 --> 00:46:16.762 but it's hard to understand what you're saying 1084 00:46:16.797 --> 00:46:19.468 -because you have no teeth. -(gulps) 1085 00:46:21.505 --> 00:46:23.076 (patrons gasping) 1086 00:46:23.111 --> 00:46:25.408 (gasps, whimpers) 1087 00:46:25.443 --> 00:46:26.816 Mah-jongg. 1088 00:46:26.851 --> 00:46:29.115 I eat mah-jongg tiles for breakfast! 1089 00:46:29.150 --> 00:46:31.645 (snarls, munches) 1090 00:46:34.958 --> 00:46:37.123 -Ooh. -(growling) 1091 00:46:37.158 --> 00:46:38.388 (snarling) 1092 00:46:39.226 --> 00:46:41.622 (grunting rhythmically) 1093 00:46:41.657 --> 00:46:43.063 (yells) 1094 00:46:46.035 --> 00:46:47.694 (wood creaking) 1095 00:46:50.072 --> 00:46:51.599 (quacks) 1096 00:46:51.634 --> 00:46:53.172 (clamoring) 1097 00:46:55.506 --> 00:46:57.539 (gasping, murmuring) 1098 00:46:57.574 --> 00:46:58.639 Huh? 1099 00:46:58.674 --> 00:47:01.246 (wood creaking) 1100 00:47:02.414 --> 00:47:04.315 (chuckles) 1101 00:47:04.350 --> 00:47:06.823 -(panicked clamoring) -Move! Move! Get out of my way! 1102 00:47:08.420 --> 00:47:10.057 (clamoring continues) 1103 00:47:10.092 --> 00:47:11.718 Stay there! 1104 00:47:11.753 --> 00:47:12.818 Where's our son? 1105 00:47:12.853 --> 00:47:14.721 He took a boat to Juniper City. 1106 00:47:14.756 --> 00:47:16.096 Which way? 1107 00:47:17.000 --> 00:47:19.198 You know, a wise goose once... 1108 00:47:19.233 --> 00:47:21.695 -Time to go. -Uh, yeah. Right. 1109 00:47:21.730 --> 00:47:23.400 (sighs) 1110 00:47:23.435 --> 00:47:25.369 (patrons scream) 1111 00:47:27.868 --> 00:47:29.670 (patrons groaning, coughing) 1112 00:47:32.873 --> 00:47:34.411 (groans) 1113 00:47:34.446 --> 00:47:37.414 (cheering) 1114 00:47:39.187 --> 00:47:41.385 ♪ ♪ 1115 00:47:49.362 --> 00:47:51.065 (bunnies giggling) 1116 00:47:52.233 --> 00:47:53.903 Okay, let's try this again. 1117 00:47:53.938 --> 00:47:57.533 Stir the pot, roll the wok, serve the dish, 1118 00:47:57.568 --> 00:47:59.502 and ska-blam! 1119 00:47:59.537 --> 00:48:02.670 Hey, where's the golden dragon that's supposed to shoot out? 1120 00:48:02.705 --> 00:48:04.507 Not gonna happen with a broom. 1121 00:48:04.542 --> 00:48:05.673 That's still not bad, though. 1122 00:48:05.708 --> 00:48:07.543 Yeah, but stir later, 1123 00:48:07.578 --> 00:48:11.085 roll higher, and the word is "skadoosh." 1124 00:48:11.120 --> 00:48:12.449 "Skadoosh" isn't a word. 1125 00:48:12.484 --> 00:48:14.088 And "ska-blam" is? 1126 00:48:14.123 --> 00:48:15.518 (fireworks whistling, popping) 1127 00:48:15.553 --> 00:48:17.223 (screaming) 1128 00:48:19.557 --> 00:48:20.589 BUNNIES: Ska-blam! 1129 00:48:22.494 --> 00:48:23.889 (hisses, bubbles) 1130 00:48:23.924 --> 00:48:25.561 (sighs) 1131 00:48:25.596 --> 00:48:27.794 I got to say, you're not like 1132 00:48:27.829 --> 00:48:29.730 any of the other masters I've met. 1133 00:48:29.765 --> 00:48:31.864 Yeah, I know. There's not a lot of pandas. 1134 00:48:31.899 --> 00:48:34.603 No, you're, like, a good guy. 1135 00:48:34.638 --> 00:48:37.210 Listen up. The coast is clear. 1136 00:48:37.245 --> 00:48:39.542 Thieves, hit the streets. 1137 00:48:39.577 --> 00:48:42.644 And you two, get out of my sight. 1138 00:48:42.679 --> 00:48:44.987 ♪ ♪ 1139 00:48:54.262 --> 00:48:55.459 Huh? 1140 00:49:02.963 --> 00:49:04.633 I know I promised that I'd lead you 1141 00:49:04.668 --> 00:49:06.305 right to The Chameleon's front door, 1142 00:49:06.340 --> 00:49:09.077 but the back door seems a little more practical. 1143 00:49:09.112 --> 00:49:10.606 I got to say, Zhen, 1144 00:49:10.641 --> 00:49:13.312 you really are a fox of your word. 1145 00:49:13.347 --> 00:49:15.479 A chewed-up peach pit? 1146 00:49:15.514 --> 00:49:18.449 One from Master Oogway's peach tree of heavenly wisdom. 1147 00:49:20.024 --> 00:49:21.617 Eh, it's a Valley of Peace thing. 1148 00:49:21.652 --> 00:49:23.619 It's supposed to remind me that every pit 1149 00:49:23.654 --> 00:49:26.061 holds the promise of a mighty tree. 1150 00:49:28.296 --> 00:49:30.065 Maybe it'll do the same for you. 1151 00:49:35.897 --> 00:49:37.666 Are you sure you want to do this? 1152 00:49:37.701 --> 00:49:40.306 As a wise spiritual leader once said, 1153 00:49:40.341 --> 00:49:45.575 "How may one kick butt if one doesn't seek a butt to kick?" 1154 00:49:47.348 --> 00:49:49.843 You're a real piece of work, you know that? 1155 00:49:49.878 --> 00:49:51.218 Thank you. 1156 00:49:51.253 --> 00:49:53.550 Wait, was that a compliment or an insult? 1157 00:49:53.585 --> 00:49:55.090 ZHEN: Yes. 1158 00:49:58.392 --> 00:50:00.128 (crowd chatter) 1159 00:50:00.163 --> 00:50:01.591 (whimpers) 1160 00:50:03.364 --> 00:50:04.462 Whoa. 1161 00:50:04.497 --> 00:50:06.827 (whimpering) 1162 00:50:07.533 --> 00:50:09.038 Have you seen our son? 1163 00:50:10.338 --> 00:50:11.436 Hmm. 1164 00:50:13.176 --> 00:50:14.901 (yells, pants) 1165 00:50:16.003 --> 00:50:17.178 -Sorry. -Sorry. 1166 00:50:17.213 --> 00:50:18.476 -No. -(bleating): Nah. 1167 00:50:18.511 --> 00:50:20.412 Tell us you've seen our son. 1168 00:50:20.447 --> 00:50:22.480 (squawks) 1169 00:50:22.515 --> 00:50:24.086 Wait, why are they leaving? 1170 00:50:24.121 --> 00:50:25.351 You said yes. 1171 00:50:25.386 --> 00:50:28.981 Hey, look. Po was here. 1172 00:50:29.016 --> 00:50:31.522 Amazing, Li. But how can you tell? 1173 00:50:31.557 --> 00:50:34.261 We pandas have a gift for seeing what others cannot. 1174 00:50:34.296 --> 00:50:37.528 Come on. There may be more clues up ahead. 1175 00:50:45.065 --> 00:50:46.273 -(gasps) -(snores) 1176 00:50:46.308 --> 00:50:47.835 (muffled yell) 1177 00:50:47.870 --> 00:50:50.574 (guards snoring) 1178 00:50:52.248 --> 00:50:54.611 (shushes) 1179 00:50:57.946 --> 00:50:59.649 (gasps softly) 1180 00:51:06.086 --> 00:51:08.988 (clanging loudly) 1181 00:51:11.630 --> 00:51:13.300 (sighs) Why? 1182 00:51:14.468 --> 00:51:15.830 (gasps) 1183 00:51:25.446 --> 00:51:28.315 (guard stirring, coughs) 1184 00:51:29.450 --> 00:51:31.483 (sneeze building) 1185 00:51:31.518 --> 00:51:33.254 (gurgles, toots) 1186 00:51:33.289 --> 00:51:34.948 (guards snarling) 1187 00:51:34.983 --> 00:51:36.752 (Zhen and Po scream) 1188 00:51:38.492 --> 00:51:40.756 -(hissing) -(both gasp) 1189 00:51:40.791 --> 00:51:43.099 (clanking, whirring) 1190 00:51:46.797 --> 00:51:48.929 (both yelling) 1191 00:51:53.210 --> 00:51:54.935 (both yelling) 1192 00:51:55.971 --> 00:51:59.247 (yelling) 1193 00:51:59.282 --> 00:52:01.007 (prolonged grunt) 1194 00:52:01.042 --> 00:52:03.317 (pained grunting) 1195 00:52:04.881 --> 00:52:06.188 (exhales) 1196 00:52:06.223 --> 00:52:09.015 -That was close. -Look out! 1197 00:52:09.050 --> 00:52:10.456 Huh? 1198 00:52:12.295 --> 00:52:14.163 -Po! -Stand back. 1199 00:52:14.198 --> 00:52:15.527 (shouts) 1200 00:52:17.234 --> 00:52:18.299 Whoa. 1201 00:52:18.334 --> 00:52:19.828 (footsteps marching) 1202 00:52:19.863 --> 00:52:22.303 -They're coming. -Hurry, help me lift the cage. 1203 00:52:22.338 --> 00:52:24.173 (both straining) 1204 00:52:28.069 --> 00:52:30.102 (exhales) It's no use. 1205 00:52:30.137 --> 00:52:31.378 We got to brace it with something. 1206 00:52:31.413 --> 00:52:33.006 Here, use my staff. 1207 00:52:33.041 --> 00:52:35.580 All right. Stand back. Here I go. 1208 00:52:36.682 --> 00:52:37.714 Zhen? 1209 00:52:40.851 --> 00:52:42.818 Where are you taking my staff? 1210 00:52:43.854 --> 00:52:46.558 I think you mean my staff. 1211 00:52:46.593 --> 00:52:50.463 You gave it to Zhen, and now Zhen has given it to me. 1212 00:52:50.498 --> 00:52:53.664 "Given to gain," I believe, is how it works. 1213 00:52:53.699 --> 00:52:56.964 You were right, Zhen. He was an easy mark. 1214 00:52:56.999 --> 00:52:58.405 Zhen. 1215 00:52:58.440 --> 00:53:01.408 First rule of the streets: never trust anyone. 1216 00:53:01.443 --> 00:53:03.344 (chuckles) I taught her that. 1217 00:53:03.379 --> 00:53:06.215 And you thought my apprentice was your friend? 1218 00:53:06.250 --> 00:53:09.383 Apprentice? She's the one that took you in? 1219 00:53:09.418 --> 00:53:11.682 Best thing that ever happened to her. 1220 00:53:11.717 --> 00:53:13.816 You should have seen the little guttersnipe 1221 00:53:13.851 --> 00:53:15.257 before I found her. 1222 00:53:15.292 --> 00:53:17.259 Mangy and half starved. 1223 00:53:18.592 --> 00:53:22.055 Hanging out with those rejects from the Den of Thieves. 1224 00:53:22.893 --> 00:53:24.728 (gasps) 1225 00:53:35.411 --> 00:53:38.379 (yells, strains) 1226 00:53:43.111 --> 00:53:44.781 She had no fear. 1227 00:53:46.587 --> 00:53:47.718 Such potential. 1228 00:53:54.331 --> 00:53:56.397 So I took her in. 1229 00:53:57.433 --> 00:53:59.763 I made her what she is today. 1230 00:53:59.798 --> 00:54:02.634 -Stand up straight. -Yes, Master. 1231 00:54:02.669 --> 00:54:04.229 So you went through all of this 1232 00:54:04.264 --> 00:54:07.408 just to get me to give you the Staff of Wisdom. Why? 1233 00:54:07.443 --> 00:54:10.279 I, too, came from humble beginnings 1234 00:54:10.314 --> 00:54:13.238 and dreamed of becoming something more. 1235 00:54:13.273 --> 00:54:15.317 I wanted respect and power. 1236 00:54:15.352 --> 00:54:18.111 I wanted to be a master of kung fu. 1237 00:54:18.146 --> 00:54:20.245 -Say what? -I was turned away 1238 00:54:20.280 --> 00:54:22.753 from every training hall I went to. 1239 00:54:22.788 --> 00:54:26.823 They would say I was too small, too lowly 1240 00:54:26.858 --> 00:54:30.057 and that kung fu was not my destiny. 1241 00:54:30.092 --> 00:54:33.126 And so I chose a different path: 1242 00:54:33.161 --> 00:54:35.095 (deeper voice): sorcery. 1243 00:54:35.130 --> 00:54:36.998 I grew. 1244 00:54:37.033 --> 00:54:38.604 I excelled. 1245 00:54:38.639 --> 00:54:42.443 And I got everything I had ever dreamed of. 1246 00:54:42.478 --> 00:54:44.313 Everything except kung fu. 1247 00:54:44.348 --> 00:54:45.413 -(roars) -(yelps) 1248 00:54:45.448 --> 00:54:46.975 Just because I can look 1249 00:54:47.010 --> 00:54:50.682 like Tai Lung doesn't mean I can fight like him. 1250 00:54:50.717 --> 00:54:52.079 (normal voice): You see, Po, 1251 00:54:52.114 --> 00:54:54.818 kung fu may be performed by the body, 1252 00:54:54.853 --> 00:54:57.821 but its secrets are housed in the spirit. 1253 00:54:57.856 --> 00:55:00.593 And now that I have access to the Spirit Realm... 1254 00:55:00.628 --> 00:55:02.793 You're gonna steal Tai Lung's kung fu. 1255 00:55:02.828 --> 00:55:06.192 His and those of every master villain that came before me. 1256 00:55:06.227 --> 00:55:11.296 And once I do, no one will dare underestimate me again. 1257 00:55:11.331 --> 00:55:13.342 You forgot about me. 1258 00:55:13.377 --> 00:55:15.839 (grunting fiercely) 1259 00:55:15.874 --> 00:55:17.973 (laughs) Don't bother, Po. 1260 00:55:18.008 --> 00:55:21.009 Those bars are enchanted with some very old 1261 00:55:21.044 --> 00:55:23.044 and very powerful magic. 1262 00:55:23.079 --> 00:55:27.180 You'd need at least ten Dragon Warriors to get through them. 1263 00:55:27.215 --> 00:55:28.819 Then I won't go through them. 1264 00:55:28.854 --> 00:55:30.953 I'll go under them. 1265 00:55:30.988 --> 00:55:33.054 (yelling) 1266 00:55:34.354 --> 00:55:36.024 (screams, groans) 1267 00:55:36.059 --> 00:55:37.927 (grunts) 1268 00:55:39.898 --> 00:55:42.195 (weapons clanging) 1269 00:55:42.230 --> 00:55:45.374 (low growling) 1270 00:55:45.409 --> 00:55:47.871 Well, that's frustrating for all sorts of reasons. 1271 00:55:47.906 --> 00:55:50.203 (muffled, distorted grunting) 1272 00:55:56.244 --> 00:55:58.079 (grunting) 1273 00:56:03.053 --> 00:56:04.184 (panting) 1274 00:56:04.219 --> 00:56:05.559 Ah! 1275 00:56:06.694 --> 00:56:09.090 (door creaking) 1276 00:56:09.125 --> 00:56:10.630 (guards yelling) 1277 00:56:11.391 --> 00:56:13.364 (grunts) 1278 00:56:16.440 --> 00:56:18.803 -(guards yelling) -(panting) 1279 00:56:20.609 --> 00:56:22.103 (grunting) 1280 00:56:22.138 --> 00:56:23.709 (screeches) 1281 00:56:23.744 --> 00:56:25.205 (both screaming) 1282 00:56:25.240 --> 00:56:26.580 -ZHEN: Po! -Zhen? 1283 00:56:27.880 --> 00:56:30.551 -My staff. Hand it over. -I'm so sorry I lied to you. 1284 00:56:30.586 --> 00:56:32.278 I-I was just doing what I was told. 1285 00:56:32.313 --> 00:56:34.786 Apologize later. Right now I have to stop The Chameleon. 1286 00:56:34.821 --> 00:56:36.381 Po! 1287 00:56:36.416 --> 00:56:37.723 Zhen? 1288 00:56:37.758 --> 00:56:39.890 (laughing) 1289 00:56:39.925 --> 00:56:41.023 (panting) 1290 00:56:41.058 --> 00:56:42.860 -(growls) -(screaming) 1291 00:56:42.895 --> 00:56:44.730 No! 1292 00:56:44.765 --> 00:56:46.292 (screaming fades) 1293 00:56:50.474 --> 00:56:52.100 Well done, Zhen. 1294 00:56:52.135 --> 00:56:54.267 You never said you were gonna hurt him. 1295 00:56:54.302 --> 00:56:56.610 What's the second rule of the streets? 1296 00:56:57.679 --> 00:56:58.975 Someone always gets hurt. 1297 00:56:59.010 --> 00:57:01.945 And make sure it's never you. 1298 00:57:01.980 --> 00:57:04.981 I just wish there had been another way. 1299 00:57:05.016 --> 00:57:08.380 -Third rule of the streets? -Third rule? 1300 00:57:08.415 --> 00:57:11.119 Some would say it's the most important. 1301 00:57:11.154 --> 00:57:14.991 No one is interested in your feelings. 1302 00:57:16.500 --> 00:57:17.763 Chop-chop. 1303 00:57:17.798 --> 00:57:20.161 We have a Spirit Realm to plunder. 1304 00:57:20.196 --> 00:57:21.998 And smile. 1305 00:57:22.033 --> 00:57:24.165 Nobody likes a grouch. 1306 00:57:24.200 --> 00:57:25.606 Honestly, Zhen, I don't know where 1307 00:57:25.641 --> 00:57:27.971 you pick up such bad habits. 1308 00:57:31.680 --> 00:57:33.405 (grunting) 1309 00:57:33.440 --> 00:57:35.440 (whimpers) 1310 00:57:35.475 --> 00:57:36.749 Oh, if I could... 1311 00:57:36.784 --> 00:57:38.520 (snarling) 1312 00:57:40.282 --> 00:57:41.347 Hey there. 1313 00:57:41.382 --> 00:57:43.690 (shouts) Whoa! 1314 00:57:43.725 --> 00:57:45.692 -(branch cracks) -(straining) 1315 00:57:45.727 --> 00:57:47.727 Get off me. Ow. Ow. Ah! 1316 00:57:48.961 --> 00:57:51.467 -(screams, whimpers) -(snarling) 1317 00:57:52.899 --> 00:57:55.130 -(gasps) -PING: Son! 1318 00:57:55.165 --> 00:57:56.505 (yells) 1319 00:57:57.233 --> 00:57:59.332 (grunting rhythmically) 1320 00:57:59.367 --> 00:58:00.707 (screaming) 1321 00:58:01.875 --> 00:58:03.941 -Now save me. -(grunts) 1322 00:58:03.976 --> 00:58:05.305 Ah! 1323 00:58:05.340 --> 00:58:08.143 -Hi, son. -(branch snapping) 1324 00:58:08.178 --> 00:58:09.551 (both scream) 1325 00:58:10.653 --> 00:58:12.312 It's okay. We've got you, Po. 1326 00:58:12.347 --> 00:58:13.852 We've got you. 1327 00:58:14.591 --> 00:58:15.656 (wind whistling) 1328 00:58:15.691 --> 00:58:16.855 PO: So you followed me? 1329 00:58:16.890 --> 00:58:18.560 -It was his idea. -(grumbles) 1330 00:58:18.595 --> 00:58:20.221 Okay, okay. It was both our ideas. 1331 00:58:20.256 --> 00:58:22.289 We only follow because we love. 1332 00:58:22.324 --> 00:58:25.534 No, you followed because you didn't believe in me. 1333 00:58:26.603 --> 00:58:28.460 And because we love? 1334 00:58:28.495 --> 00:58:31.397 Well, you're right. 1335 00:58:31.432 --> 00:58:34.070 I screwed up big-time. 1336 00:58:34.105 --> 00:58:35.874 I trusted the wrong person. 1337 00:58:35.909 --> 00:58:39.207 I gave the Staff of Wisdom right to The Chameleon. 1338 00:58:39.913 --> 00:58:42.177 Oh. 1339 00:58:42.212 --> 00:58:43.915 Po... 1340 00:58:43.950 --> 00:58:47.413 that was a very big-time screwup. 1341 00:58:49.417 --> 00:58:51.417 If only I'd listened to Master Shifu 1342 00:58:51.452 --> 00:58:52.891 and stayed in the Valley of Peace, 1343 00:58:52.926 --> 00:58:54.662 The Chameleon wouldn't have my staff 1344 00:58:54.697 --> 00:58:56.422 and none of this would be happening. 1345 00:58:56.457 --> 00:58:59.491 I was just so determined to keep things the way they were. 1346 00:58:59.526 --> 00:59:02.868 Everyone is afraid of change, Po. 1347 00:59:02.903 --> 00:59:04.529 Even me. 1348 00:59:04.564 --> 00:59:07.708 There was a time, not so long ago, 1349 00:59:07.743 --> 00:59:09.171 when all I wanted to be 1350 00:59:09.206 --> 00:59:12.339 was the greatest noodle chef in the valley. 1351 00:59:12.374 --> 00:59:13.846 So what happened? 1352 00:59:13.881 --> 00:59:16.882 I became the greatest noodle chef in the valley. 1353 00:59:16.917 --> 00:59:20.050 -It's true. -But I also became a father. 1354 00:59:20.085 --> 00:59:23.889 And nothing... nothing's ever been the same since. 1355 00:59:25.090 --> 00:59:27.354 Change doesn't always have to be a bad thing. 1356 00:59:27.389 --> 00:59:29.730 Why do you think I always change the menu 1357 00:59:29.765 --> 00:59:30.929 at the restaurant? 1358 00:59:32.493 --> 00:59:35.032 Because if things stayed the same forever, 1359 00:59:35.067 --> 00:59:38.332 sooner or later, they would lose their flavor. 1360 00:59:40.072 --> 00:59:41.775 He's right, Po. 1361 00:59:41.810 --> 00:59:43.909 Since I left my village, I've become a bit of a warrior. 1362 00:59:43.944 --> 00:59:45.438 Strong. Brave. 1363 00:59:45.473 --> 00:59:47.374 -(whip cracks) -(whimpers) 1364 00:59:47.409 --> 00:59:50.883 -GUARD: Move it. This way. -(whip cracks) 1365 00:59:50.918 --> 00:59:53.952 Get those cages up there. Come on. 1366 00:59:53.987 --> 00:59:56.482 Mm. This looks bad. 1367 00:59:56.517 --> 00:59:58.759 -Really bad. -GUARD: Move it! 1368 00:59:58.794 --> 01:00:01.289 -(whip cracks) -Come on. 1369 01:00:05.702 --> 01:00:08.296 Don't tell me you were actually starting 1370 01:00:08.331 --> 01:00:10.232 to become friends with that panda. 1371 01:00:10.267 --> 01:00:12.740 What? No. I-It's just... 1372 01:00:12.775 --> 01:00:14.236 When we want something, we must use 1373 01:00:14.271 --> 01:00:16.436 whatever is at our disposal to get it. 1374 01:00:16.471 --> 01:00:20.011 That's all that panda was, something to use. 1375 01:00:21.311 --> 01:00:23.509 Is that why you took me in? 1376 01:00:23.544 --> 01:00:26.083 So I could help you get what you wanted? 1377 01:00:26.118 --> 01:00:29.251 Zhen, I took you in because you were clever 1378 01:00:29.286 --> 01:00:31.990 and ruthless and unsentimental. 1379 01:00:32.025 --> 01:00:33.288 Like me. 1380 01:00:33.323 --> 01:00:35.455 And the day you stop being those things 1381 01:00:35.490 --> 01:00:39.866 is the day when, yes, you stop being useful to me. 1382 01:00:39.901 --> 01:00:43.969 So for both of our sakes, don't change. 1383 01:00:44.004 --> 01:00:46.334 (latches clacking) 1384 01:00:49.240 --> 01:00:52.780 Tonight, when the blood moon rises 1385 01:00:52.815 --> 01:00:55.541 to its highest point in the night sky, 1386 01:00:55.576 --> 01:00:58.687 I will open the door to the Spirit Realm, 1387 01:00:58.722 --> 01:01:02.053 and all of its secrets will be mine! 1388 01:01:02.088 --> 01:01:03.824 (breathes heavily) 1389 01:01:07.423 --> 01:01:10.028 Does a blood moon always rise this slowly? 1390 01:01:12.065 --> 01:01:15.231 I seem to remember it rising faster. 1391 01:01:16.168 --> 01:01:18.872 No? Just me? 1392 01:01:19.776 --> 01:01:21.369 Hmm. 1393 01:01:22.779 --> 01:01:24.141 Ugh. 1394 01:01:24.176 --> 01:01:26.209 It's just for dramatic effect anyway. 1395 01:01:26.244 --> 01:01:29.718 (scoffs) I think I'm just gonna open the Spirit Realm now. 1396 01:01:31.678 --> 01:01:33.579 (whooshing) 1397 01:01:33.614 --> 01:01:35.350 ♪ ♪ 1398 01:01:40.929 --> 01:01:43.094 Bring me Tai Lung! 1399 01:01:46.033 --> 01:01:48.033 (roaring) 1400 01:01:49.773 --> 01:01:51.905 (panting, growling) 1401 01:01:52.908 --> 01:01:54.567 Tai Lung. 1402 01:01:54.602 --> 01:01:56.206 Big fan. 1403 01:01:56.241 --> 01:01:59.077 Who are you, and what are you doing with that staff? 1404 01:01:59.112 --> 01:02:02.212 This was given to me by an old friend of yours. 1405 01:02:02.247 --> 01:02:03.851 The puffy panda? (scoffs) 1406 01:02:03.886 --> 01:02:06.018 Po might be an idiot, but he'd never willingly 1407 01:02:06.053 --> 01:02:09.120 hand over Oogway's staff to the likes of you. 1408 01:02:09.155 --> 01:02:11.518 Who said anything about willingly? 1409 01:02:11.553 --> 01:02:13.586 (mechanical rumbling) 1410 01:02:20.331 --> 01:02:21.561 Hmm. 1411 01:02:21.596 --> 01:02:24.729 Apparently, I misjudged you, lizard. 1412 01:02:24.764 --> 01:02:27.270 Now, why have you brought me back? 1413 01:02:27.305 --> 01:02:29.437 I summoned you here so that you could teach me 1414 01:02:29.472 --> 01:02:31.538 your most legendary kung fu moves. 1415 01:02:31.573 --> 01:02:34.640 I don't share my skills with anyone. 1416 01:02:34.675 --> 01:02:36.378 It wasn't a request. 1417 01:02:36.413 --> 01:02:38.347 (whooshing) 1418 01:02:41.286 --> 01:02:42.890 (guards hissing) 1419 01:02:42.925 --> 01:02:45.090 (grunting) 1420 01:02:47.996 --> 01:02:49.127 (yells) 1421 01:02:51.791 --> 01:02:53.626 (Tai Lung yelling) 1422 01:02:53.661 --> 01:02:55.001 (roars) 1423 01:02:58.336 --> 01:02:59.698 (growls) 1424 01:03:01.339 --> 01:03:02.976 (yells) 1425 01:03:07.983 --> 01:03:09.378 (grunts) 1426 01:03:12.119 --> 01:03:14.383 ♪ ♪ 1427 01:03:17.960 --> 01:03:19.520 (growls) 1428 01:03:19.555 --> 01:03:21.225 (distorted grunt) 1429 01:03:27.332 --> 01:03:29.464 Yes, I got it. 1430 01:03:29.499 --> 01:03:31.499 The Tai Lung Nerve Strike. 1431 01:03:31.534 --> 01:03:33.699 The power, the precision. 1432 01:03:33.734 --> 01:03:36.108 (guards cheering weakly) 1433 01:03:36.143 --> 01:03:37.373 (breathing heavily) 1434 01:03:37.408 --> 01:03:39.540 What have you done to me? 1435 01:03:39.575 --> 01:03:43.984 All of your kung fu is now mine. 1436 01:03:44.019 --> 01:03:48.516 And the best part is, I'm just getting warmed up. 1437 01:03:48.551 --> 01:03:51.992 Bring me General Kai. 1438 01:03:52.027 --> 01:03:53.895 (bellows) 1439 01:03:53.930 --> 01:03:57.195 Bring me Master Osprey. 1440 01:03:59.265 --> 01:04:01.265 Master Bull. 1441 01:04:06.536 --> 01:04:08.239 (thunder rumbles) 1442 01:04:08.274 --> 01:04:11.473 Po, wait! Please be reasonable. 1443 01:04:11.508 --> 01:04:13.673 I'm not going anywhere until I get my staff back. 1444 01:04:13.708 --> 01:04:15.840 No staff is worth your life. 1445 01:04:15.875 --> 01:04:18.084 As long as I'm still the Dragon Warrior, 1446 01:04:18.119 --> 01:04:21.417 I won't let anyone else get hurt because of me. 1447 01:04:23.190 --> 01:04:24.926 (thunder rumbling) 1448 01:04:31.528 --> 01:04:33.363 (panting) 1449 01:04:33.398 --> 01:04:34.870 (gasps) 1450 01:04:37.897 --> 01:04:39.765 Po! 1451 01:04:39.800 --> 01:04:40.876 You're alive. 1452 01:04:43.474 --> 01:04:45.870 Please. I made a mistake. 1453 01:04:45.905 --> 01:04:48.873 So did I: trusting you. 1454 01:04:48.908 --> 01:04:50.413 I'm sorry. 1455 01:04:50.448 --> 01:04:52.778 Did your master tell you to say that, too? 1456 01:04:52.813 --> 01:04:56.056 She's not my master. I'm leaving, for good. 1457 01:04:57.125 --> 01:05:00.489 It's the truth. I was wrong about everything. 1458 01:05:01.327 --> 01:05:04.229 -(grunts) -What are you doing? 1459 01:05:04.264 --> 01:05:05.593 Stopping you. 1460 01:05:05.628 --> 01:05:07.463 Get out of my way, Zhen. 1461 01:05:07.498 --> 01:05:08.728 No. 1462 01:05:08.763 --> 01:05:10.433 Move. 1463 01:05:10.468 --> 01:05:13.469 You want me to move? Move me. 1464 01:05:13.504 --> 01:05:17.044 First you betray me, and now you want to fight me? 1465 01:05:17.079 --> 01:05:19.805 -(grunting) -Why are you doing this? 1466 01:05:19.840 --> 01:05:22.148 To stop you from getting killed. 1467 01:05:22.183 --> 01:05:24.183 (grunting) 1468 01:05:25.318 --> 01:05:26.647 (exclaims) 1469 01:05:34.998 --> 01:05:36.162 (thunder crashes) 1470 01:05:36.197 --> 01:05:39.099 (both breathing heavily) 1471 01:05:49.177 --> 01:05:52.145 What do you care if I get killed or not? 1472 01:05:55.777 --> 01:05:57.986 (thunder rumbling) 1473 01:06:06.887 --> 01:06:11.527 Please, Po, just let me do one thing right. 1474 01:06:16.336 --> 01:06:20.239 You're not the only one who's made some bad choices lately. 1475 01:06:21.473 --> 01:06:23.473 You're really gonna go through with this, aren't you? 1476 01:06:23.508 --> 01:06:25.145 Fraid so. 1477 01:06:25.180 --> 01:06:27.774 And there's nothing I can do to talk you out of it? 1478 01:06:27.809 --> 01:06:28.874 I'm afraid not. 1479 01:06:28.909 --> 01:06:30.876 You can't beat her, you know. 1480 01:06:30.911 --> 01:06:33.813 You're probably right. 1481 01:06:33.848 --> 01:06:35.353 But I have to try. 1482 01:06:36.752 --> 01:06:39.126 Get as far away from this place as you can. 1483 01:06:39.161 --> 01:06:42.228 -Po! -We should never have let him come here. 1484 01:06:42.263 --> 01:06:43.889 We are such terrible fathers. 1485 01:06:43.924 --> 01:06:46.529 At least you didn't lie and betray him. 1486 01:06:46.564 --> 01:06:48.729 Well, that's true. You're worse. 1487 01:06:48.764 --> 01:06:50.863 I am a terrible friend. 1488 01:06:50.898 --> 01:06:53.305 "Friend"? That feels a little generous, no? 1489 01:06:53.340 --> 01:06:55.703 Uh, l-let's just give up. Surrender. 1490 01:06:55.738 --> 01:06:57.540 We can't let him go in there alone. 1491 01:06:57.575 --> 01:06:58.904 What can we do? 1492 01:06:58.939 --> 01:07:01.874 There are just three of us against an army. 1493 01:07:01.909 --> 01:07:05.416 Then I guess we'll just have to get an army of our own. 1494 01:07:10.192 --> 01:07:11.356 (chitters) 1495 01:07:12.425 --> 01:07:14.920 -(screeching) -(hooting) 1496 01:07:14.955 --> 01:07:17.021 (clamoring) 1497 01:07:17.056 --> 01:07:19.364 Hey! Listen up, everybody! 1498 01:07:21.896 --> 01:07:23.104 (inhales deeply) 1499 01:07:23.139 --> 01:07:26.569 -(echoing): Quack! -(clamoring stops) 1500 01:07:27.935 --> 01:07:29.110 Thank you. 1501 01:07:29.145 --> 01:07:31.277 The Dragon Warrior's in trouble. 1502 01:07:31.312 --> 01:07:32.707 Who? 1503 01:07:32.742 --> 01:07:34.214 You know, Po. 1504 01:07:35.613 --> 01:07:37.118 The panda. 1505 01:07:39.749 --> 01:07:41.914 No, no, a different panda. 1506 01:07:41.949 --> 01:07:44.191 -I'm his father. -I'm also his father. 1507 01:07:44.226 --> 01:07:46.622 Okay, that doesn't matter. 1508 01:07:46.657 --> 01:07:48.129 What matters is that 1509 01:07:48.164 --> 01:07:49.856 my friend's in trouble and he needs my help. 1510 01:07:49.891 --> 01:07:51.726 So, I need yours. 1511 01:07:51.761 --> 01:07:54.696 -Why should we help you? -Because... 1512 01:07:54.731 --> 01:07:56.599 Because... 1513 01:07:56.634 --> 01:07:58.403 it's the right thing to do. 1514 01:08:01.001 --> 01:08:02.968 (laughter) 1515 01:08:03.003 --> 01:08:06.477 Stop it! Stop! Stop laughing! 1516 01:08:07.348 --> 01:08:09.117 Look, I know you think it might be 1517 01:08:09.152 --> 01:08:10.646 too late for a bunch of cheats, 1518 01:08:10.681 --> 01:08:14.452 thieves and cutthroats like us to change our ways. 1519 01:08:14.487 --> 01:08:16.718 But a good friend once told me 1520 01:08:16.753 --> 01:08:19.457 it's never too late to do the right thing. 1521 01:08:19.492 --> 01:08:23.054 So what you're saying is, the more right we do now, 1522 01:08:23.089 --> 01:08:25.089 the more wrong we can do later. 1523 01:08:25.124 --> 01:08:26.464 -What? No. -(thieves murmuring) 1524 01:08:26.499 --> 01:08:28.631 And with The Chameleon out of the way... 1525 01:08:28.666 --> 01:08:31.062 We can finally do all the wrong we want. 1526 01:08:31.097 --> 01:08:33.097 I-I think you're missing the fundamental point. 1527 01:08:33.132 --> 01:08:34.769 (chanting): Violence! Violence! Violence! 1528 01:08:34.804 --> 01:08:36.144 (Zhen sighs) 1529 01:08:36.179 --> 01:08:37.970 Are you guys ready to do the right thing 1530 01:08:38.005 --> 01:08:40.709 -for the wrong reasons? -(cheering) 1531 01:08:44.352 --> 01:08:47.452 Now, you see, the mistake this Dragon Warrior fellow made 1532 01:08:47.487 --> 01:08:49.080 was underestimating his opponent. 1533 01:08:49.115 --> 01:08:51.753 I never would have walked into such an obvious trap. 1534 01:08:51.788 --> 01:08:54.019 -PO: Hey. -(guards gasp) 1535 01:08:55.891 --> 01:08:57.330 Now, you see, the mistake 1536 01:08:57.365 --> 01:08:58.793 this Dragon Warrior fellow made was... 1537 01:08:58.828 --> 01:09:00.729 Shut up, Larry. 1538 01:09:04.735 --> 01:09:06.207 This place is crawling with more guards 1539 01:09:06.242 --> 01:09:07.505 than I've ever seen. 1540 01:09:07.540 --> 01:09:09.474 I'm never gonna get to Po in time. 1541 01:09:09.509 --> 01:09:12.213 You just get to Po. We'll take care of the guards. 1542 01:09:12.248 --> 01:09:13.643 We will? (chuckles nervously) 1543 01:09:13.678 --> 01:09:15.139 I-I mean, we will. 1544 01:09:15.174 --> 01:09:16.679 But how? 1545 01:09:16.714 --> 01:09:19.154 Just leave that to me. 1546 01:09:23.149 --> 01:09:25.017 (whooshing) 1547 01:09:28.055 --> 01:09:29.087 (cries out) 1548 01:09:29.892 --> 01:09:30.990 (grunts) 1549 01:09:31.025 --> 01:09:32.860 (shouts) 1550 01:09:32.895 --> 01:09:34.059 (groans) 1551 01:09:34.094 --> 01:09:36.160 -(grunts) -(squeals) 1552 01:09:36.195 --> 01:09:37.733 (snorts) 1553 01:09:37.768 --> 01:09:39.130 (roars) 1554 01:09:39.165 --> 01:09:40.373 (grunts) 1555 01:09:40.408 --> 01:09:42.243 ♪ ♪ 1556 01:09:49.747 --> 01:09:51.813 PO: General Kai? 1557 01:09:51.848 --> 01:09:53.221 Lord Shen? 1558 01:09:53.256 --> 01:09:55.179 Those are all my old nemesis-es. 1559 01:09:55.214 --> 01:09:57.225 Nemes-ee? Nemes-i? 1560 01:09:57.260 --> 01:09:58.919 The Chameleon is pulling spirits 1561 01:09:58.954 --> 01:10:02.263 from the Spirit Realm and draining us of all our moves. 1562 01:10:02.298 --> 01:10:05.057 And she's using your staff to do it. 1563 01:10:05.092 --> 01:10:07.092 -I'm here to get it back. -(scoffs) 1564 01:10:07.127 --> 01:10:08.566 I won't hold my breath. 1565 01:10:08.601 --> 01:10:10.194 Um, I'm sorry. Do I know you? 1566 01:10:10.229 --> 01:10:12.240 Do you know me? It's Scott. 1567 01:10:13.100 --> 01:10:16.244 The fire-breathing crocodile. 1568 01:10:16.279 --> 01:10:18.510 (coughing) Oh, right. Scott. 1569 01:10:18.545 --> 01:10:20.908 Master Shifu and I were just talking about you. 1570 01:10:20.943 --> 01:10:22.580 TAI LUNG: Panda. 1571 01:10:22.615 --> 01:10:27.618 Oogway made a mistake choosing you as the Dragon Warrior. 1572 01:10:27.653 --> 01:10:32.216 I just didn't realize how big a mistake it was until now. 1573 01:10:32.251 --> 01:10:34.427 Whoa. Tai Lung? 1574 01:10:34.462 --> 01:10:38.123 I'm gonna get that staff back, restore your kung fu, 1575 01:10:38.158 --> 01:10:40.268 and return you all back to the Spirit Realm. 1576 01:10:40.303 --> 01:10:41.467 You'll see. 1577 01:10:41.502 --> 01:10:46.439 All I see is a broken promise. 1578 01:10:49.169 --> 01:10:51.103 (gate clacking) 1579 01:10:51.138 --> 01:10:53.237 LI: All right, 1580 01:10:53.272 --> 01:10:55.778 you bunch of cantankerous Komodos. 1581 01:10:55.813 --> 01:10:58.649 Now, this can go one of two ways. 1582 01:10:58.684 --> 01:11:02.818 The easy way, in which you surrender willingly, 1583 01:11:02.853 --> 01:11:06.987 or the hard way, where you surrender woundedly. 1584 01:11:07.022 --> 01:11:09.957 The choice is yours. 1585 01:11:13.094 --> 01:11:16.337 -(guards snarling) -I was kidding! I was kidding! 1586 01:11:16.372 --> 01:11:19.703 (screaming) 1587 01:11:24.105 --> 01:11:25.973 Aw. 1588 01:11:26.008 --> 01:11:28.239 (screeching) 1589 01:11:28.274 --> 01:11:29.746 (guards grunting, screaming) 1590 01:11:29.781 --> 01:11:31.979 (yelping) 1591 01:11:32.014 --> 01:11:34.322 -Thanks, Ping. -(screaming) 1592 01:11:37.624 --> 01:11:38.821 Run away! 1593 01:11:42.794 --> 01:11:43.826 (grunting) 1594 01:11:43.861 --> 01:11:46.697 Cannonball! 1595 01:11:46.732 --> 01:11:48.028 (guard grunts) 1596 01:11:48.063 --> 01:11:51.570 -(laughing) -(guards grunting) 1597 01:11:53.299 --> 01:11:55.200 -(slurps) -Oh. Is it too spicy? 1598 01:11:55.235 --> 01:11:57.939 Mm-mm. No. It's got the perfect kick. 1599 01:11:57.974 --> 01:11:59.347 Ginseng. 1600 01:11:59.382 --> 01:12:01.712 That's the secret to my mulberry punch. 1601 01:12:02.418 --> 01:12:04.352 (clamoring) 1602 01:12:08.248 --> 01:12:09.852 That panda was right. 1603 01:12:09.887 --> 01:12:11.524 More violence later is better. 1604 01:12:11.559 --> 01:12:15.088 BUNNIES: Yay! 1605 01:12:19.226 --> 01:12:22.260 PO: I believe you have something that belongs to me. 1606 01:12:25.199 --> 01:12:27.639 Can't you even die right? 1607 01:12:27.674 --> 01:12:29.410 Can't you even kill wrong? 1608 01:12:29.445 --> 01:12:31.808 No. (chuckles) Wordplay didn't come together. 1609 01:12:31.843 --> 01:12:33.513 Now, about that staff... 1610 01:12:35.451 --> 01:12:36.912 Take it. 1611 01:12:36.947 --> 01:12:39.750 I already have everything I need from it anyway. 1612 01:12:39.785 --> 01:12:41.983 I think this was destiny. 1613 01:12:42.018 --> 01:12:46.559 A final face-off between formidable adversaries, 1614 01:12:46.594 --> 01:12:49.397 alike in so many ways. 1615 01:12:49.432 --> 01:12:51.025 If only I had a dumpling for every time 1616 01:12:51.060 --> 01:12:53.324 a villain told me how much we had in common. 1617 01:12:53.359 --> 01:12:56.096 It's true. We've both risen to the highest of heights. 1618 01:12:56.131 --> 01:12:59.506 It's a shame only one of us can come out on top. 1619 01:12:59.541 --> 01:13:00.771 It is a shame. 1620 01:13:00.806 --> 01:13:02.102 For you. 1621 01:13:02.137 --> 01:13:03.840 THE CHAMELEON: My combined powers 1622 01:13:03.875 --> 01:13:06.942 of sorcery and kung fu make me unstoppable. 1623 01:13:06.977 --> 01:13:08.515 And once I dispense with you, 1624 01:13:08.550 --> 01:13:11.551 I'll expand my rule from Juniper City to... 1625 01:13:11.586 --> 01:13:13.014 Every other city and town and village 1626 01:13:13.049 --> 01:13:15.049 from here to the Valley of Peace and beyond. 1627 01:13:15.084 --> 01:13:16.347 Yeah, I know. 1628 01:13:16.382 --> 01:13:18.382 But how did you know? 1629 01:13:18.417 --> 01:13:20.186 I saw it in a vision. 1630 01:13:20.221 --> 01:13:22.320 'Cause I'm the Dragon Warrior. 1631 01:13:23.895 --> 01:13:25.730 For now, at least. 1632 01:13:25.765 --> 01:13:29.965 But I've realized that it's probably time I made a change. 1633 01:13:30.000 --> 01:13:31.901 And so should you. 1634 01:13:31.936 --> 01:13:34.805 I'm The Chameleon. I do nothing but change. 1635 01:13:34.840 --> 01:13:36.543 Only on the outside. 1636 01:13:36.578 --> 01:13:38.974 Real change happens from within. 1637 01:13:39.009 --> 01:13:41.405 And if we're really as alike as you say, 1638 01:13:41.440 --> 01:13:43.946 then maybe we could both let go of who we were 1639 01:13:43.981 --> 01:13:47.114 and become something better than we already are. 1640 01:13:47.149 --> 01:13:48.489 What do you say? 1641 01:13:48.524 --> 01:13:49.721 I say... 1642 01:13:49.756 --> 01:13:51.052 (screeches) 1643 01:13:51.087 --> 01:13:52.152 (grunts) 1644 01:13:52.187 --> 01:13:53.692 Well, I saw that coming. 1645 01:13:55.960 --> 01:13:57.729 We're very proud of you. 1646 01:13:57.764 --> 01:13:58.928 You tried it our way. 1647 01:13:58.963 --> 01:14:00.930 Now try it yours. 1648 01:14:00.965 --> 01:14:03.229 BOTH: Kick her butt. 1649 01:14:03.264 --> 01:14:05.297 I'm way ahead of you. 1650 01:14:05.332 --> 01:14:06.837 (grunting) 1651 01:14:11.371 --> 01:14:13.173 (grunts) Hmm? 1652 01:14:13.208 --> 01:14:15.208 Master Elephant's Trunk Twist? 1653 01:14:18.554 --> 01:14:21.049 Master Boar's Tusks of Terror! 1654 01:14:21.821 --> 01:14:24.250 Master Wolf's Fangs of Fury! 1655 01:14:24.285 --> 01:14:25.449 (screams) 1656 01:14:25.484 --> 01:14:26.923 (barks) 1657 01:14:26.958 --> 01:14:28.188 (bellows) 1658 01:14:28.223 --> 01:14:31.059 Ooh. Master Bull's Horns of Doom! 1659 01:14:32.062 --> 01:14:33.160 (growling) 1660 01:14:33.195 --> 01:14:34.458 What? 1661 01:14:34.493 --> 01:14:35.932 (distorted): Recognize this move? 1662 01:14:35.967 --> 01:14:37.296 (screams) 1663 01:14:37.331 --> 01:14:38.363 (panting) 1664 01:14:38.398 --> 01:14:39.606 Is that how I sound? 1665 01:14:39.641 --> 01:14:41.135 I don't sound like that, do I? 1666 01:14:41.170 --> 01:14:42.840 PO: You didn't earn those skills! 1667 01:14:42.875 --> 01:14:44.204 You just stole 'em! 1668 01:14:44.239 --> 01:14:45.436 (grunting) 1669 01:14:45.471 --> 01:14:47.009 Give him a left. A right. Uppercut. 1670 01:14:47.044 --> 01:14:48.978 -Which one are you rooting for? -I'm not sure. 1671 01:14:49.013 --> 01:14:50.683 This is all very confusing. 1672 01:14:50.718 --> 01:14:53.345 I'm stronger than every opponent you've ever faced, 1673 01:14:53.380 --> 01:14:56.821 because I am every opponent you've ever faced. 1674 01:14:56.856 --> 01:14:59.054 Po! (yelling) 1675 01:14:59.089 --> 01:15:01.023 (yell fading) 1676 01:15:01.058 --> 01:15:02.090 (growls) 1677 01:15:03.324 --> 01:15:04.664 (chuckles nervously) 1678 01:15:04.699 --> 01:15:06.193 (clangs) 1679 01:15:08.604 --> 01:15:10.197 (grunts) 1680 01:15:10.232 --> 01:15:13.167 Whoa. I got to workshop those heroic entrances. 1681 01:15:13.202 --> 01:15:15.037 Nah. It was just right. 1682 01:15:15.072 --> 01:15:16.676 (grunting) 1683 01:15:16.711 --> 01:15:18.579 (distorted): I knew I should've left you 1684 01:15:18.614 --> 01:15:20.647 to rot in the gutter where you belong. 1685 01:15:20.682 --> 01:15:22.814 Better to rot in the gutter than under your thumb. 1686 01:15:22.849 --> 01:15:24.717 (grunts, blows) 1687 01:15:24.752 --> 01:15:25.949 (grunts) 1688 01:15:30.956 --> 01:15:32.252 BOTH: Hi-yah! 1689 01:15:32.287 --> 01:15:33.561 Two against one? 1690 01:15:33.596 --> 01:15:35.519 Well, now, that doesn't seem fair. 1691 01:15:35.554 --> 01:15:38.423 I'll have to even the odds. 1692 01:15:38.458 --> 01:15:40.601 (distorted): Master Cobra. 1693 01:15:40.636 --> 01:15:43.263 Master Osprey. 1694 01:15:43.298 --> 01:15:45.430 (echoing): Master Scorpion. 1695 01:15:45.465 --> 01:15:47.366 Master Wolf. 1696 01:15:47.401 --> 01:15:49.907 General Kai. 1697 01:15:49.942 --> 01:15:51.403 Lord Shen. 1698 01:15:53.440 --> 01:15:55.407 (deep, distorted laugh) 1699 01:15:55.442 --> 01:15:59.378 That is awesome! 1700 01:15:59.413 --> 01:16:02.117 I mean, it's disturbing, but it's awesome. 1701 01:16:02.152 --> 01:16:04.152 (roaring) 1702 01:16:09.489 --> 01:16:10.895 (shouts) 1703 01:16:11.458 --> 01:16:12.765 Whoa! 1704 01:16:12.800 --> 01:16:14.459 (screams) 1705 01:16:15.396 --> 01:16:17.264 (roaring) 1706 01:16:18.168 --> 01:16:19.871 Whoa! 1707 01:16:19.906 --> 01:16:22.434 Zhen! 1708 01:16:29.245 --> 01:16:30.684 (yelling) 1709 01:16:35.020 --> 01:16:37.317 (pained roaring) 1710 01:16:42.962 --> 01:16:44.522 Whoa, whoa! 1711 01:16:47.098 --> 01:16:49.230 (roaring) 1712 01:16:49.265 --> 01:16:51.969 (yelling) 1713 01:16:52.004 --> 01:16:54.433 (grunting) 1714 01:16:54.468 --> 01:16:55.940 (groans) 1715 01:16:55.975 --> 01:16:58.338 Po! 1716 01:17:01.277 --> 01:17:04.685 (distorted cackling) 1717 01:17:04.720 --> 01:17:06.610 (distorted): I thought we were friends. 1718 01:17:06.645 --> 01:17:08.348 (gasps) 1719 01:17:08.383 --> 01:17:09.514 Stand back. 1720 01:17:09.549 --> 01:17:11.857 I'm gonna kick my butt. 1721 01:17:15.863 --> 01:17:17.731 (explosive booming) 1722 01:17:19.460 --> 01:17:20.734 (grunts) 1723 01:17:25.400 --> 01:17:26.806 Yah! 1724 01:17:34.211 --> 01:17:36.178 (grunting) 1725 01:17:49.930 --> 01:17:52.095 Whoa! 1726 01:17:55.562 --> 01:17:57.067 (yelling) 1727 01:17:57.102 --> 01:17:58.332 (distorted laughing) 1728 01:17:58.367 --> 01:18:00.598 (yelling) 1729 01:18:13.052 --> 01:18:14.920 (feet screech) 1730 01:18:14.955 --> 01:18:16.218 (sizzling) 1731 01:18:16.253 --> 01:18:17.351 (screams) 1732 01:18:17.386 --> 01:18:18.418 (blowing) 1733 01:18:24.591 --> 01:18:27.130 (grunting) 1734 01:18:29.629 --> 01:18:31.464 (grunting fiercely) 1735 01:18:33.732 --> 01:18:36.876 -Come on, Po. Get out of there. -You have to do this. 1736 01:18:36.911 --> 01:18:38.273 I can't beat The Chameleon. 1737 01:18:38.308 --> 01:18:39.879 A wise old tortoise once told me 1738 01:18:39.914 --> 01:18:42.178 that you never know what you can do until you do it. 1739 01:18:42.213 --> 01:18:44.213 The fate of the world hangs in the balance, 1740 01:18:44.248 --> 01:18:47.018 and you're here giving me life advice from a tortoise? 1741 01:18:47.053 --> 01:18:48.580 Be the pit, Zhen. 1742 01:18:48.615 --> 01:18:50.956 Be the pit. 1743 01:18:52.795 --> 01:18:55.092 ♪ ♪ 1744 01:19:00.231 --> 01:19:02.363 And what do you think you're doing? 1745 01:19:02.398 --> 01:19:04.101 Finishing what Po started. 1746 01:19:04.136 --> 01:19:06.972 Oh, please. How many times do I have to tell you? 1747 01:19:07.007 --> 01:19:08.237 (grunts) 1748 01:19:08.272 --> 01:19:10.877 Don't slouch. 1749 01:19:10.912 --> 01:19:12.076 (grunts) 1750 01:19:12.111 --> 01:19:13.638 (gasping) 1751 01:19:15.147 --> 01:19:17.081 (grunting) 1752 01:19:20.350 --> 01:19:22.449 You ungrateful little urchin! 1753 01:19:22.484 --> 01:19:26.860 After all I've done for you, you betray me for the panda? 1754 01:19:27.962 --> 01:19:29.654 First rule of the streets: 1755 01:19:29.689 --> 01:19:31.623 never trust anyone. 1756 01:19:31.658 --> 01:19:33.328 Ha! You can't defeat me. 1757 01:19:33.363 --> 01:19:35.099 I know all your moves. 1758 01:19:35.134 --> 01:19:36.727 Not this one. 1759 01:19:36.762 --> 01:19:39.466 Roll, stir, 1760 01:19:39.501 --> 01:19:41.809 serve and ska-blam! 1761 01:19:41.844 --> 01:19:42.876 (roaring) 1762 01:19:44.341 --> 01:19:45.879 (screams) 1763 01:19:47.707 --> 01:19:49.982 -(cheering) -(laughing) Yes! 1764 01:19:50.017 --> 01:19:53.744 Second rule: someone always gets hurt. 1765 01:19:53.779 --> 01:19:55.581 Now, that's a cool move. 1766 01:19:55.616 --> 01:19:58.419 Po. You could've gotten out of that cage anytime you wanted? 1767 01:19:58.454 --> 01:19:59.827 You faker. 1768 01:19:59.862 --> 01:20:01.620 It's not faking. It's Method. 1769 01:20:01.655 --> 01:20:04.832 Besides, how's a peach pit ever supposed to become a tree 1770 01:20:04.867 --> 01:20:07.659 if you never give it the chance to grow? 1771 01:20:09.300 --> 01:20:12.840 And, hey, you stirred faster and rolled higher. 1772 01:20:12.875 --> 01:20:15.843 But for the last time, the word is... 1773 01:20:15.878 --> 01:20:17.669 (growling) 1774 01:20:19.244 --> 01:20:20.309 (grunts) 1775 01:20:22.676 --> 01:20:24.610 ..."skadoosh." 1776 01:20:24.645 --> 01:20:26.381 (explosive whooshing) 1777 01:20:26.416 --> 01:20:28.713 ♪ ♪ 1778 01:20:40.595 --> 01:20:42.661 (low growl) 1779 01:20:49.769 --> 01:20:52.440 Maybe Oogway was right about you. 1780 01:20:54.675 --> 01:20:57.544 You aren't completely useless after all. 1781 01:20:57.579 --> 01:21:00.349 Oh, my gosh, thank you so much. 1782 01:21:08.887 --> 01:21:10.392 (thieves cheering) 1783 01:21:10.427 --> 01:21:12.933 (laughs) That's my son! 1784 01:21:12.968 --> 01:21:14.033 Our son! 1785 01:21:15.069 --> 01:21:19.940 I think it's time you send us home, panda. 1786 01:21:22.703 --> 01:21:24.703 (whooshing) 1787 01:21:24.738 --> 01:21:26.914 ♪ ♪ 1788 01:21:41.623 --> 01:21:43.931 ♪ ♪ 1789 01:21:53.635 --> 01:21:56.042 Zhen, do something! 1790 01:21:56.077 --> 01:21:57.604 Third rule: 1791 01:21:57.639 --> 01:22:00.607 no one's interested in your feelings. 1792 01:22:04.250 --> 01:22:07.251 See you on the other side, 1793 01:22:07.286 --> 01:22:08.747 Dragon Warrior. 1794 01:22:08.782 --> 01:22:10.749 (The Chameleon screams) 1795 01:22:26.008 --> 01:22:28.206 ♪ ♪ 1796 01:22:30.606 --> 01:22:33.574 We packed some food for your time in jail. 1797 01:22:33.609 --> 01:22:36.346 Let's hope it's not your final meal. 1798 01:22:36.381 --> 01:22:38.018 Thanks, guys. 1799 01:22:38.779 --> 01:22:40.317 I was thinking. 1800 01:22:40.352 --> 01:22:43.254 After I serve my time and I'm a free fox again, 1801 01:22:43.289 --> 01:22:45.454 maybe I'll open one of those acupuncture places 1802 01:22:45.489 --> 01:22:47.324 -that are all the rage. -I think you're better suited 1803 01:22:47.359 --> 01:22:51.163 for a job with a little more room for growth. 1804 01:22:54.333 --> 01:22:56.003 Jade Palace? 1805 01:22:57.798 --> 01:22:59.138 (sputters) Her? 1806 01:22:59.173 --> 01:23:01.008 Out of all the candidates 1807 01:23:01.043 --> 01:23:03.472 you choose to train as your worthy successor, 1808 01:23:03.507 --> 01:23:05.144 you chose the fox? 1809 01:23:05.179 --> 01:23:07.278 You know when you know. You know? 1810 01:23:07.313 --> 01:23:09.874 Fine, choose who you want. A thief, a stick, a carrot. 1811 01:23:09.909 --> 01:23:11.645 I don't even know why I bother. 1812 01:23:11.680 --> 01:23:13.878 I'm going to go meditate, a lot. 1813 01:23:16.586 --> 01:23:19.455 Don't worry. He'll come around. 1814 01:23:19.490 --> 01:23:20.819 Probably. 1815 01:23:20.854 --> 01:23:22.392 Maybe. 1816 01:23:22.427 --> 01:23:24.031 Hey. 1817 01:23:24.066 --> 01:23:25.791 You okay? 1818 01:23:25.826 --> 01:23:27.727 (sighs) He's right. 1819 01:23:27.762 --> 01:23:30.400 What about me says I'm ready for this? 1820 01:23:30.435 --> 01:23:33.040 Well, as I learned from working in my dad's kitchen, 1821 01:23:33.075 --> 01:23:35.372 sometimes the greatest dishes 1822 01:23:35.407 --> 01:23:37.671 come from the most unlikely ingredients. 1823 01:23:37.706 --> 01:23:39.739 Hey, that's not bad. 1824 01:23:39.774 --> 01:23:41.576 Okay, I see you, Spiritual Leader. 1825 01:23:41.611 --> 01:23:44.381 Yeah. I'm getting the hang of this proverb thing. 1826 01:23:44.416 --> 01:23:46.152 One shouldn't do a deep squat 1827 01:23:46.187 --> 01:23:48.055 with a chopstick in one's pocket. 1828 01:23:48.090 --> 01:23:49.815 You know, maybe you should just stick to kicking butt. 1829 01:23:49.850 --> 01:23:51.223 Money can't buy happiness. 1830 01:23:51.258 --> 01:23:53.225 But it sure can buy a lot of dumplings. 1831 01:23:53.260 --> 01:23:55.722 Why does it always come back to dumplings with you? 1832 01:23:55.757 --> 01:23:57.559 When life gives you lemons, 1833 01:23:57.594 --> 01:24:00.562 make pear juice and blow everyone's minds. 1834 01:24:00.597 --> 01:24:02.069 We get it. 1835 01:24:02.104 --> 01:24:04.929 You can't have your mooncake and eat it, too. 1836 01:24:04.964 --> 01:24:06.601 Although, I guess you could have mooncake 1837 01:24:06.636 --> 01:24:08.273 and then order mango pudding on the side. 1838 01:24:08.308 --> 01:24:10.374 ZHEN: Can we just start the training now? 1839 01:24:12.708 --> 01:24:15.115 Inner peace. 1840 01:24:15.150 --> 01:24:18.580 Inner peace. Inner peace. 1841 01:24:18.615 --> 01:24:20.384 Hey, Master Shifu. 1842 01:24:20.419 --> 01:24:21.781 -Look, there's two of us. -You're doing great, Shifu. 1843 01:24:21.816 --> 01:24:23.222 You're not breathing with your belly. 1844 01:24:23.257 --> 01:24:24.586 -You look a little tired. -Are you tired? 1845 01:24:24.621 --> 01:24:26.291 (voices overlapping) 1846 01:24:26.326 --> 01:24:28.557 -You do look like a squirrel. -Do you want a cookie? 1847 01:24:28.592 --> 01:24:30.559 (screams) 1848 01:24:30.594 --> 01:24:32.528 (panting) 1849 01:24:32.563 --> 01:24:35.234 (sighs) Inner peace. 1850 01:24:36.336 --> 01:24:38.435 Inner peace. 1851 01:24:39.636 --> 01:24:41.801 Inner peace. 1852 01:24:48.315 --> 01:24:49.776 ("...Baby One More Time" by Tenacious D playing) 1853 01:24:49.811 --> 01:24:51.547 Are you ready to begin your training? 1854 01:24:51.582 --> 01:24:53.384 Are you? 1855 01:24:53.419 --> 01:24:56.915 Yes. And I brought a little help. 1856 01:24:56.950 --> 01:25:01.326 ♪ Oh, baby, baby, how was I supposed to know ♪ 1857 01:25:01.361 --> 01:25:02.822 Whoa. 1858 01:25:02.857 --> 01:25:05.429 ♪ That something wasn't right here? ♪ 1859 01:25:06.498 --> 01:25:08.597 -♪ Oh, baby, baby ♪ -Hi-yah! Hi-yah! 1860 01:25:08.632 --> 01:25:10.830 ♪ I shouldn't have let you go ♪ 1861 01:25:10.865 --> 01:25:12.469 Oh! Oh! Hot! Hot, hot! 1862 01:25:12.504 --> 01:25:15.769 ♪ And now you're out of sight, yeah ♪ 1863 01:25:15.804 --> 01:25:18.145 ♪ Show me how you want it to be ♪ 1864 01:25:18.180 --> 01:25:19.773 Oh... Whoa! 1865 01:25:19.808 --> 01:25:22.347 ♪ Yeah, tell me, baby ♪ 1866 01:25:22.382 --> 01:25:25.449 ♪ 'Cause I need to know now because ♪ 1867 01:25:25.484 --> 01:25:29.079 ♪ My loneliness is killing me ♪ 1868 01:25:29.114 --> 01:25:30.190 ♪ And I ♪ 1869 01:25:30.225 --> 01:25:31.785 ♪ I must confess ♪ 1870 01:25:31.820 --> 01:25:33.820 ♪ I still believe ♪ 1871 01:25:33.855 --> 01:25:35.426 ♪ Still believe ♪ 1872 01:25:35.461 --> 01:25:38.693 ♪ When I'm not with you, I lose my mind ♪ 1873 01:25:38.728 --> 01:25:42.499 ♪ Give me a sign ♪ 1874 01:25:42.534 --> 01:25:44.633 ♪ Hit me, baby, one more time ♪ 1875 01:25:44.668 --> 01:25:46.206 -♪ Oh, baby, baby ♪ -(laughs) 1876 01:25:46.241 --> 01:25:49.836 -♪ The reason I breathe is you ♪ -(screaming) 1877 01:25:51.741 --> 01:25:54.610 ♪ Girl, you've got me blinded ♪ 1878 01:25:54.645 --> 01:25:56.513 -♪ Oh, pretty baby ♪ -(yelling) 1879 01:25:56.548 --> 01:26:01.353 ♪ There's nothing that I wouldn't do ♪ 1880 01:26:01.388 --> 01:26:03.685 ♪ It's not the way I planned it ♪ 1881 01:26:03.720 --> 01:26:04.884 ♪ Show me ♪ 1882 01:26:04.919 --> 01:26:07.722 ♪ How you want it to be ♪ 1883 01:26:07.757 --> 01:26:10.494 -♪ Yeah, tell me, baby ♪ -(chuckles) 1884 01:26:10.529 --> 01:26:13.695 ♪ 'Cause I need to know now because ♪ 1885 01:26:13.730 --> 01:26:17.127 ♪ My loneliness is killing me ♪ 1886 01:26:17.162 --> 01:26:18.568 ♪ And I ♪ 1887 01:26:18.603 --> 01:26:22.209 ♪ I must confess I still believe ♪ 1888 01:26:22.244 --> 01:26:23.804 ♪ Still believe ♪ 1889 01:26:23.839 --> 01:26:26.477 ♪ When I'm not with you, I lose my mind ♪ 1890 01:26:26.512 --> 01:26:30.074 ♪ Give me a sign ♪ 1891 01:26:30.109 --> 01:26:32.846 ♪ Hit me, baby, one more time ♪ 1892 01:26:32.881 --> 01:26:35.684 ♪ B-B-Baby, baby, ba-baby, b-b-baby ♪ 1893 01:26:35.719 --> 01:26:37.587 ♪ Hit me one more time ♪ 1894 01:26:37.622 --> 01:26:39.017 ♪ Hit me ♪ 1895 01:26:39.052 --> 01:26:40.920 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 1896 01:26:40.955 --> 01:26:43.725 -♪ One more time ♪ -♪ Hit me ♪ 1897 01:26:43.760 --> 01:26:46.530 ♪ Oh, ba-a-a... ♪ 1898 01:26:46.565 --> 01:26:48.697 ♪ Now, hit me, baby, but not too hard ♪ 1899 01:26:48.732 --> 01:26:51.766 ♪ Hit me one more time ♪ 1900 01:26:51.801 --> 01:26:54.340 ♪ Hit me, baby, but not too hard ♪ 1901 01:26:54.375 --> 01:26:56.738 ♪ One more time again ♪ 1902 01:26:56.773 --> 01:27:02.612 ♪ Oh, baby, baby, how was I supposed to know ♪ 1903 01:27:03.648 --> 01:27:06.583 ♪ That something wasn't right here? ♪ 1904 01:27:06.618 --> 01:27:08.420 ♪ Oh, pretty baby ♪ 1905 01:27:08.455 --> 01:27:14.558 ♪ I shouldn't have let you go ♪ 1906 01:27:14.593 --> 01:27:16.725 ♪ And I must confess ♪ 1907 01:27:16.760 --> 01:27:19.431 ♪ That my loneliness ♪ 1908 01:27:19.466 --> 01:27:22.764 ♪ Is killing me now ♪ 1909 01:27:22.799 --> 01:27:24.095 ♪ Don't you know ♪ 1910 01:27:24.130 --> 01:27:26.229 ♪ I still believe ♪ 1911 01:27:26.264 --> 01:27:28.770 ♪ That you will be here ♪ 1912 01:27:28.805 --> 01:27:32.576 ♪ And give me a sign ♪ 1913 01:27:32.611 --> 01:27:35.139 ♪ Hit me, baby, one more time ♪ 1914 01:27:35.174 --> 01:27:38.945 ♪ My loneliness is killing me ♪ 1915 01:27:38.980 --> 01:27:40.287 ♪ And I ♪ 1916 01:27:40.322 --> 01:27:42.047 ♪ I must confess ♪ 1917 01:27:42.082 --> 01:27:43.818 ♪ I still believe ♪ 1918 01:27:43.853 --> 01:27:45.424 ♪ Still believe ♪ 1919 01:27:45.459 --> 01:27:48.460 ♪ When I'm not with you, I lose my mind ♪ 1920 01:27:48.495 --> 01:27:51.793 ♪ Give me a sign ♪ 1921 01:27:51.828 --> 01:27:54.499 ♪ Hit me, baby, one more time. ♪ 1922 01:27:54.534 --> 01:27:56.468 (song ends) 1923 01:27:56.503 --> 01:27:58.701 ♪ ♪ 1924 01:28:27.226 --> 01:28:29.468 ♪ ♪ 1925 01:28:59.258 --> 01:29:01.500 ♪ ♪ 1926 01:29:31.290 --> 01:29:33.532 ♪ ♪ 1927 01:30:03.322 --> 01:30:05.564 ♪ ♪ 1928 01:30:35.354 --> 01:30:37.596 ♪ ♪ 1929 01:31:07.386 --> 01:31:09.628 ♪ ♪ 1930 01:31:39.418 --> 01:31:41.660 ♪ ♪ 1931 01:32:11.450 --> 01:32:13.692 ♪ ♪ 1932 01:32:43.482 --> 01:32:45.724 ♪ ♪ 1933 01:33:15.514 --> 01:33:17.756 ♪ ♪ 1934 01:33:30.199 --> 01:33:32.430 (music ends)

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